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[Blue Sky Country]

Firstly, that weak and woke freak ain't "breaking" anyone's neck. A featherweight entry level MMA or BJJ guy would fold that son of a bitch and stuff him into his own suitcase. Second, that low impulse clown just walked right into a trap custom set for him and he did not even know it or seen it coming. He just proved, on camera, that his mind is filled with fantasies about doing physical harm to others, and given that he is STILL under somewhat of a scrutiny regarding the death of Halyna Hutchins, this video might just be the key to reopening that case again. Maybe the new FBI might even be interested into looking into it again... There were no cameras rolling when Halyna Hutchins was shot, and this piece of shit just said that if 'cameras weren't there', he'd try to harm someone...

 

[jmp1]

Can you lease a Blackhawk by the hour? Asking for friends!

UH-60A Utility Hawk

Heavy Lift…

www.pjhelicopters.com

As a matter of fact......you can.

 

[cas6969]

 

[Modoc]

The next road-trip for @sirhrmechanic ?

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Cowpokey]

This is very true, I got a very small crack in my hip socket and couldn’t walk for a month…imagine getting shot in the pelvis.

 

[Longshot231]

This is very true, I got a very small crack in my hip socket and couldn’t walk for a month…imagine getting shot in the pelvis.

It's also a scientific fact that getting kicked in the nuts is more painful for a man than it is for a woman having a baby.

More often than not, about a year after giving birth to her first child, a woman will say to herself, "I think I would like another baby."

You will never hear a man say he'd like another kick in the nuts, no matter how much time has elapsed.

Here endeth the lesson for the day. Carry on.

 

[mikeinfwa]

The Commies are clueless

 

[Major Wader]

Yup. I ditched big rims for 17's on my current ride.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I have a 2022 Corolla Hybrid that averages 54 or so and gets close to 500 on a tank. Havent had a bit of problem so far.

You are drinking too much soy.
In what reality does someone buy a 70K car to save a couple thousand dollars on gas over the lifetime of the vehicle and brag about it? Especially here in the land of the 50 BMG, 50 S&W, 338 and umpteen other big cals?
This is America. The land of lifted trucks, blown big blocks, drag racing, mustangs, camaros, chargers, classics with an LS and burning rubber not euro piss ant moped cars. Can you even imagine ZZ Top making a video with a Toyota?
Fucking no wonder this country is screwed.

My current project
500 cubic inches of big block with almost 600 HP and torque through a carb on pump gas.
Trying to get it ready for this year's Hot Rod Power Tour.

 

[Lawless]

Shit, I would have a Tesla in a heartbeat if I was wanting to spend money on a new car….and the new Prius is pretty bad ass for a fuel sipper.

Doesn’t mean I hate cars that get 3 MPG but I was done dailying them a long time ago.

Rules…

 

[roostercogburn98]

I’ll bet it has one of those newfangled passenger side mirrors.

I don’t have a passenger side mirror on this one

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Shit, I would have a Tesla in a heartbeat if I was wanting to spend money on a new car….and the new Prius is pretty bad ass for a fuel sipper.

Doesn’t mean I hate cars that get 3 MPG but I was done dailying them a long time ago.

Rules…

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I saw a sale ad for crocks. Lemme see if I can find a link for you.

 

[Bullfrog08]

You are drinking too much soy.
In what reality does someone buy a 70K car to save a couple thousand dollars on gas over the lifetime of the vehicle and brag about it? Especially here in the land of the 50 BMG, 50 S&W, 338 and umpteen other big cals?
This is America. The land of lifted trucks, blown big blocks, drag racing, mustangs, camaros, chargers, classics with an LS and burning rubber not euro piss ant moped cars. Can you even imagine ZZ Top making a video with a Toyota?
Fucking no wonder this country is screwed.

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My current project
500 cubic inches of big block with almost 600 HP and torque through a carb on pump gas.
Trying to get it ready for this year's Hot Rod Power Tour.

Isn't that a Lexus ES (AKA - Toyota) in the driveway?

 

[GoingTheDistance]

Yup. I ditched big rims for 17's on my current ride.

Back in my day, there was nothing better than 44" gumbo mudders on 15" wheels...

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Isn't that a Lexus ES (AKA - Toyota) in the driveway?

Yes it is. The woman's work vehicle.
The Olds is hers. The Monte is mine. Then there's our vehicles.

 

[EddieNFL]

Shit, I would have a Tesla in a heartbeat if I was wanting to spend money on a new car….and the new Prius is pretty bad ass for a fuel sipper.

Doesn’t mean I hate cars that get 3 MPG but I was done dailying them a long time ago.

Rules…

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Wish I could sleep eight hours…in one night.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Yes it is. The woman's work vehicle.
The Olds is hers. The Monte is mine. Then there's our vehicles.

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She's a Beaut, Clark

 

[mikeinfwa]

Madwolf on Instagram: "POV: You go to Mexico . . . #mexico #latinoamerica #travel #geography #macron #Eagles #robertaflack"

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[GreenGO Juan]

Back in my day, there was nothing better than 44" gumbo mudders on 15" wheels...

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Too bad you cant pack decent brakes in a 15” rim.

 

[cas6969]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Too bad you cant pack decent brakes in a 15” rim.

Brakes? We don't need no stinking brakes.
I drove the neighbor to town in the suburban. First thing he said when he got in was that there's no headrests. No other safety shit either. No air bags, anti lock brakes just seatbelts. We will be lucky to survive the trip and make it back alive. Was my response.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[JimTN]

 

[Mr.BR]

Amish have some serious hardon for sneakers

 

[Maser]

 

[roostercogburn98]

I feel oddly connected to that video

Pics rule(don’t ask)

 

[geek65]

Amish have some serious hardon for sneakers

FAFO

 

[Maser]

Amish have some serious hardon for sneakers

Nice anchor shot as he left.

 

[Docsherm]

 

[Longshot231]

Amish have some serious hardon for sneakers

FAFO

Nice anchor shot as he left.

If I were on the Jury, I would vote to acquit. That's me. So others would probably vote differently.

The good thing about being a Ubangi is that they almost all look alike. So they might have trouble getting a good ID on him.

 

[Longshot231]

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That's a great test. Are the results the same every time you take it? I've looked at it half a dozen times and didn't realize that I need that many guns!

 

[Docsherm]

That's a great test. Are the results the same every time you take it? I've looked at it half a dozen times and didn't realize that I need that many guns!

Sounds like you have a serious condition......... Better go to your LGS to take care of that before it becomes terminal.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[918v]

Nice anchor shot as he left.

25-life

 

[theLBC]

i think i am not supposed to say what you look like.

gesundheit.

 

[JerkyFreak]

Don't know who came up with that crap, but the AI voice was almost good enough.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Borrowed from a friend on Facebook

 

[Lawless]

Amish have some serious hardon for sneakers

Nice anchor shot as he left.

If I were on the Jury, I would vote to acquit. That's me. So others would probably vote differently.

The good thing about being a Ubangi is that they almost all look alike. So they might have trouble getting a good ID on him.

He would walk if I was on the jury. Fuck that guy.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]