Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[GreenGO Juan]

all the BS water restrictions built into 'modern' day washers.
Give me the 1970, small med and large, Cold, warm and hot.
Runs forever and cleans just as well as 'Most' clothes washers.
now, I have a 1990's Maytag front loader. the 'Whitest' whites option is the cat's meow.
only time I've seen a wash machine get dirty socks clean. Granted, its a 2.5 hour load, but it works!!

Simple and effective.

 

[GBMaryland]

Sorry, "guys." #NoH8

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Goddammit! I got screwed out of a chocolate fountain! Damn 1980s USAF!!!

 

[Jingoist]

Goddammit! I got screwed out of a chocolate fountain! Damn 1980s USAF!!!

That's the trade off for never having to do a day of PT in your life.

 

[XP1K]

AI is the debbil.
Look at that left leg......

Zoom in on those arms.

 

[LeftyJason]

 

[Jingoist]

Zoom in on those arms.

...said no heterosexual ever.

 

[hermosabeach]

Wisdom in old shows

 

[doubloon]

AI is the debbil.
Look at that left leg......

 

[Lawless]

#Farmgurlgate still going on? Dang….

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

Cats are cats regardless of their size.

Funny, my sons act just like this too

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I am glad to report that despite my wife’s worst fears, my GS survived and seems to have thrived at his first day of kindergarten. He is none the worse for wear and told me he made a few new buddies.


Rulez

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

These freaky birds just make something in my lizard brain wig out. My ancestors must have been chased by terror birds.

 

[Lawless]

Shhhhh….just relax

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[John L]

I have a chrome one that was one of my parents wedding present from about 1950, you turn it on and it torques itself around Oster brand. Switch is finally starting to get a little funky, I wanted to replace it but being it is original I haven't.

Have a electric grill that was a wedding present to my folks back in 1950, still makes the best grilled cheese sandwich. Had to rewire it a few years ago, but still work great, Sunbeam brand.

 

[Jingoist]

Make it make sense...

 

[Jingoist]

 

[mikehotel]

Nah , I’m leaving it Cherry She makes strange sounds but keeps on cooling
Have it set up for 3 thirty packs ….. case of Ozarka h20….few qts of Gatorade.

nice

 

[mikehotel]

Make it make sense...


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To the woke left... white chicks are no bueno.

 

[Ichi]

Tatsuya Nakadai in Harakiri (1962) a great movie. Worth the watch. The remake in 2012 is also very good...

 

[Jingoist]

To the woke left... white chicks are no bueno.

...which is ironical, given the entire woke left is comprised of (ugly) white "chicks."

 

[Ichi]

These freaky birds just make something in my lizard brain wig out. My ancestors must have been chased by terror birds.

 

[Jingoist]

 

[AMG04]

One thing I know, if it can be broken a cow will break it.

... and what they don't break, they sh*t on!

 

[JR_77]

Woman Removes 60 Snakes from the Everglades in Hisssssstoric Python Challenge

Taylor Stanberry was named the ultimate grand prize winner of the competition.

www.today.com

 

[Jingoist]

Woman Removes 60 Snakes from the Everglades in Hisssssstoric Python Challenge

Taylor Stanberry was named the ultimate grand prize winner of the competition.

www.today.com

She's definitely snake handler material.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[LuckyLuke80]

Nasty spawned out Sockeye. Males develop the giant hooked nose, females are smaller.

Here’s what they look like coming out of the ocean
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And when they turn red they are no longer edible unless you’re a black bear

 

[GreenGO Juan]

She's definitely snake handler material.

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they have a youtube channel

Tobie's Troop

We are a married couple who share a passion for wildlife. You can join us on our travels around the world in search of rare and exciting species. We are based in South Florida where we run a private exotic animal rescue, where we specializes in primates. We also have a venomous snake facility...

www.youtube.com

 

[XP1K]

Those who know...

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My grandfather gave me a couple of those.

You mean a cattle prod IS an option? Mmm, let me think this over, might be fun.

Yeah, don't threaten me with a good time.

...said no heterosexual ever.

I guess you didn't look. I just can't get past that chia pet fur on those arms.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Jingoist]

I guess you didn't look. I just can't get past that chia pet fur on those arms.

Ibid.


(My brother in Christ, I didn't even look at her arms. I'm not an 'arm guy.')

 

[NAK]

We're getting close to FOOTBAL and I cannot tell you how great is is be in a city with a winning team!!!

This is going to be the year, I can feel it. (Said NOBODY in Texas).

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[JR_77]

They look equal but my guess would be…who has the better throttle man?

 

[6.5SH]

 

[GreenGO Juan]

They look equal but my guess would be…who has the better throttle man?

One hell of a balance and team work they have going on.