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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

Speaking of the girl next door...

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I have one bolted to the floor in my shop. Best thing I have ever done. No more pushing cars up hill and over the concrete lip. I bet that little thing has easy 100 hours on it, some hard hours, 4x pulls and such. Still going strong. So impressed I bought the 12k for the jeep
I end up using the winch to pull logs out of weird places when a tree falls somewhere out here. That is probably where 90% of the use is. If this one pulls as many as the old one, for $59, 🙌🏻

The ZXR line is permanent magnet too so less power required for the capacity.

If I can fix the old one, I will put it on one of the trailers.
 


Got caught up in this mess on my way to work a few weeks ago. I was at the front of the line waiting for the cleanup. Had I been in the right lane instead of the center lane, I might have been able to slip by. Literally rolled up just as the state patrol began shutting down lanes. They ended up shutting down both sides, I 95 north and south just south of New Smyrna, and I sat for just over an hour while they brought in flight for life, etc.

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This has been occurring for at least 10 years. Only now are they making it official.

 
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So spent the last couple of weekend trying to boost my "Concrete Work" Cred here on SH. You know, to show that I own that sniper rep. Though my tab says Marksman/Observer. But it's sniper-adjacent.

Putting in a gate here at Schloss Nitrocellulose after having to deal one too many times with moonbats who have fuckiing dog psychics. This will make the East German Stasi c. 1982 go all "Schitzengigglin" and will include video cameras and at least a couple of mock Claymores.

Regardless... Granite posts. 6" thick footer with rebar going 36 inches down. 18" tall 16x16" base with a welded-up rebar cage to contain the granite post. 15 x 15" x 13" final sheathing with the granite posts caged in the rebar.

Will include two bars, each 12 feet long. And a sign that makes it clear that if you go past this gate and are unauthorized, you will regret it.

Fucking morons.... Tired of them driving (or riding their faggot bicycles) up my driveway despite a very clear sign at the lower entrance. After they get past this, it will be game on!

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More pictures to follow. Mainly just posting to ensure that, despite my total lack of bow kills, I do have polished sneakers, lots of concrete work and am worthy of SH.

Sirhr
 
So spent the last couple of weekend trying to boost my "Concrete Work" Cred here on SH. You know, to show that I own that sniper rep. Though my tab says Marksman/Observer. But it's sniper-adjacent.

Putting in a gate here at Schloss Nitrocellulose after having to deal one too many times with moonbats who have fuckiing dog psychics. This will make the East German Stasi c. 1982 go all "Schitzengigglin" and will include video cameras and at least a couple of mock Claymores.

Regardless... Granite posts. 6" thick footer with rebar going 36 inches down. 18" tall 16x16" base with a welded-up rebar cage to contain the granite post. 15 x 15" x 13" final sheathing with the granite posts caged in the rebar.

Will include two bars, each 12 feet long. And a sign that makes it clear that if you go past this gate and are unauthorized, you will regret it.

Fucking morons.... Tired of them driving (or riding their faggot bicycles) up my driveway despite a very clear sign at the lower entrance. After they get past this, it will be game on!

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More pictures to follow. Mainly just posting to ensure that, despite my total lack of bow kills, I do have polished sneakers, lots of concrete work and am worthy of SH.

Sirhr
Benchpress ? 🤔😉
 
Benchpress ? 🤔😉

I think the last time I did a bench press was my entrance exam to the Academy c 2005... and I weighed 195 and pressed 240. I think I needed to do 80 percent of body weight to pass. So I was ok with that.

Today, I'd probably be lucky to press 150 without suffering an infarction. But WTF... I'm 60-something.

I'll see what I can do and report in next few weeks. If I don't, you can assume I died.

Sirhr
 
I think the last time I did a bench press was my entrance exam to the Academy c 2005... and I weighed 195 and pressed 240. I think I needed to do 80 percent of body weight to pass. So I was ok with that.

Today, I'd probably be lucky to press 150 without suffering an infarction. But WTF... I'm 60-something.

I'll see what I can do and report in next few weeks. If I don't, you can assume I died.

Sirhr
Don’t. I don’t want that on my conscience…….😱🤣