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Cartel guys have a .50 and looks like and armored box
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An AD would not be fun for the driver. Is this pic AI? Or are they stupid? Criminals get a lot of undeserved respect because they intimidate and murder civilians. Send some pros with “kill on sight” ROEs and criminals look a lot less powerful. Kind of like when some skid meth head FAFO next to an HA clubhouse. There is a hierarchy in place. Pro trained killers with .gov logistical support are at the top.
 
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I believe I am going to rebarreled one of my 6GT’s to Creedmoor and build it as a light rifle, mimicking, a Sportsman division, but since I’m no trophy winner and never will be again, I’ll just enter open. That is unless they create a class for 75 year olds and older who are blond, live in North Louisiana, are naturally good looking and were born in the month of October. Even then, I’d probably finish second in a one man class.

In a way, once upon a time something similar actually happened. The judge of a horse show had to literally run for his life. At the end of the Stake Class to determine the champion of the horse show, he judged them carefully, decided none of them were worthy of being the champion. The highest award he gave was for third place. There was some MAD folks that night.

Midnight Sun, the champion of champions of the Tennessee Walking Horse. Showing the natural running walk of the TWH before they began the soring and padded shoes and all other sorts of aritifical aids to make the “big lick”.

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Our Little Champion S Fashion’s Flirt could hit this lick and won many classes as a flat shot Plantation Pleasure horse. Never had to worry about taking her through inspection, she was never sored.

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Around 1990, plantation pleasure became very popular and the trainers starting soring plantation horses. Watching them,, they looked for all the world like the cartoon dog Goofy “walking’’ around the area. It was not long till we decided that it was time foe us to get out of the show horse business. Flirt was only 7 years old when she got her retirement. Won more blue ribbons than all of our other horses combined. She was the terror of four states. In her younger days, she even made the tie in the National Futurity.
 
I believe I am going to rebarreled one of my 6GT’s to Creedmoor and build it as a light rifle, mimicking, a Sportsman division, but since I’m no trophy winner and never will be again, I’ll just enter open. That is unless they create a class for 75 year olds and older who are blond, live in North Louisiana, are naturally good looking and were born in the month of October. Even then, I’d probably finish second in a one man class.

In a way, once upon a time something similar actually happened. The judge of a horse show had to literally run for his life. At the end of the Stake Class to determine the champion of the horse show, he judged them carefully, decided none of them were worthy of being the champion. The highest award he gave was for third place. There was some MAD folks that night.

Midnight Sun, the champion of champions of the Tennessee Walking Horse. Showing the natural running walk of the TWH before they began the soring and padded shoes and all other sorts of aritifical aids to make the “big lick”.

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Our Little Champion S Fashion’s Flirt could hit this lick and won many classes as a flat shot Plantation Pleasure horse. Never had to worry about taking her through inspection, she was never sored.

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Around 1990, plantation pleasure became very popular and the trainers starting soring plantation horses. Watching them,, they looked for all the world like the cartoon dog Goofy “walking’’ around the area. It was not long till we decided that it was time foe us to get out of the show horse business. Flirt was only 7 years old when she got her retirement. Won more blue ribbons than all of our other horses combined. She was the terror of four states. In her younger days, she even made the tie in the National Futurity.
Beautiful. I had a retired saddlebred in high school. She was the best riding horse we ever had. Died in her late teens.
 
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They had to fold it up to fit in the frame. Most young people today don't realize in the old days the glass/lens technology wasn't like it is today and they couldn't make wide angle lenses. That's why old TV's are square. So they made things like this crop duster that would bend in spots just so they could fit the whole thing in advertising photos in their catalog.


I'm joking of course. It's made like that so the farmer could fit it in his barn. The part about the lenses is true.
 
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Bear breaks into ice cream store, eats until he passes out. In Tahoe, an ice cream shop had just rolled out its new monthly flavor: honey. Locals loved it, but the surprise fans turned out to be much bigger. On only the second day of serving it, employees unlocked the shop to find tubs of honey ice cream completely devoured and a massive black bear sprawled out on the floor, fast asleep from his feast. Wildlife officials were called in. Carefully, they managed to wake the bear and guide him out before relocating him to a safer area away from town.”

Cutesy random post from elsewhere.
 
Come get some nigger!!

Man, this isn't the thread for that. While I have several daughters too, and prepare for the day that somebody wants to wage war against me or my family on my front lawn because of our ethnicity or religion... this just isn't the place to saber rattle and demonstrate an excuse for name calling. This is a 'funny and awesome' thread.

Perhaps you could look up this man's social media accounts and make the same challenge where he'll actually see it? That might be a more effective challenge. Or maybe even just post it in the The Motivational Porn (picture) Thread here in the Bear Pit where there are more members sympathetic to posts like that.

I don't hate you man. And I'm not attacking you personally either before you get upset. I have no battles against you. I'm just a dude who likes to read some funny and maybe even wholesome posts in the morning. There were threads created to separate that from the rest of the hot mess on this site. Please allow us our space.

Thanks, and I truly hope you have a blessed day.
 
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Bear breaks into ice cream store, eats until he passes out. In Tahoe, an ice cream shop had just rolled out its new monthly flavor: honey. Locals loved it, but the surprise fans turned out to be much bigger. On only the second day of serving it, employees unlocked the shop to find tubs of honey ice cream completely devoured and a massive black bear sprawled out on the floor, fast asleep from his feast. Wildlife officials were called in. Carefully, they managed to wake the bear and guide him out before relocating him to a safer area away from town.”

Cutesy random post from elsewhere.
Black bear? Dished face, smaller ears, hump?
 
Man, this isn't the thread for that. While I have several daughters too, and prepare for the day that somebody wants to wage war against me or my family on my front lawn because of our ethnicity or religion... this just isn't the place to saber rattle and demonstrate an excuse for name calling. This is a 'funny and awesome' thread.

Perhaps you could look up this man's social media accounts and make the same challenge where he'll actually see it? That might be a more effective challenge. Or maybe even just post it in the The Motivational Porn (picture) Thread here in the Bear Pit where there are more members sympathetic to posts like that.

I don't hate you man. And I'm not attacking you personally either before you get upset. I have no battles against you. I'm just a dude who likes to read some funny and maybe even wholesome posts in the morning. There were threads created to separate that from the rest of the hot mess on this site. Please allow us our space.

Thanks, and I truly hope you have a blessed day.
Fair enough......just a reaction to the constant flow of that rhetoric these days.🍻
 
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So, at the match next Saturday, can I blame all my misses on Climate Change and have my score moved up to 110%. (Not the bee styled comment, in reality, the heat is finally starting to get to me. I worry about getting through the match in 90 degree heat, had issues yesterday in practice.).

As far as climate change, this summer was one of the wettest I can remember, however temperatures were not even close to the temperatures in the Summer of 1980. And seen temps well above record highs, in the 1990’s. But the summer of 1980, that was a real mess. It was so warm that year, we finally got some rain in late October and early November, and the pastures turned green, had plenty of grass and was able to stop feeding the horses and cows hay till early December. Talk about a November. (The year before it snowed on the day before Thanksgiving, only November snowfall I can ever remember in my 76.9167 years around the sun).
 
So, at the match next Saturday, can I blame all my misses on Climate Change and have my score moved up to 110%. (Not the bee styled comment, in reality, the heat is finally starting to get to me. I worry about getting through the match in 90 degree heat, had issues yesterday in practice.).

As far as climate change, this summer was one of the wettest I can remember, however temperatures were not even close to the temperatures in the Summer of 1980. And seen temps well above record highs, in the 1990’s. But the summer of 1980, that was a real mess. It was so warm that year, we finally got some rain in late October and early November, and the pastures turned green, had plenty of grass and was able to stop feeding the horses and cows hay till early December. Talk about a November. (The year before it snowed on the day before Thanksgiving, only November snowfall I can ever remember in my 76.9167 years around the sun).
Stay hydrated.
 
Stay hydrated.
I really wish that was the answer…Yesterday, I practically drank myself silly, consuming water and also seeking shade. Heck, even just two years ago, I beamed at the thought of being in a match or a cycling race in 100 degree weather. Now, forget it.
 
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So, at the match next Saturday, can I blame all my misses on Climate Change and have my score moved up to 110%. (Not the bee styled comment, in reality, the heat is finally starting to get to me. I worry about getting through the match in 90 degree heat, had issues yesterday in practice.).

As far as climate change, this summer was one of the wettest I can remember, however temperatures were not even close to the temperatures in the Summer of 1980. And seen temps well above record highs, in the 1990’s. But the summer of 1980, that was a real mess. It was so warm that year, we finally got some rain in late October and early November, and the pastures turned green, had plenty of grass and was able to stop feeding the horses and cows hay till early December. Talk about a November. (The year before it snowed on the day before Thanksgiving, only November snowfall I can ever remember in my 76.9167 years around the sun).

Stay hydrated.

I really wish that was the answer…Yesterday, I practically drank myself silly, consuming water and also seeking shade. Heck, even just two years ago, I beamed at the thought of being in a match or a cycling race in 100 degree weather. Now, forget it.
Salt salt salt, not just sodium but all the electrolytes.

You can drink enough water that it washes out your electrolytes. Drink Liquid IV pouches or make your own with magnesium, potassium, calcium and sodium.