Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[SONIC SAAMI]

Accepting bids.

No lowball offers, I know what I got.

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look extra meaty.
Newport?

 

[Modoc]

 

[P-Squared]

When you’re working in County Government, you gotta not just watch your words but you gotta be sure your face isn’t saying what your brain is screaming.


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When I was dating my wife, I would refer to her as my girlfriend. She told me she hated that term, so I asked what she wanted me to call her. She said, anything except girlfriend. So from then on I referred to her as the slut ho bitch that lives we me. She was happy, I was happy and we both loved to watch the reaction of people when I would say that.

 

[theLBC]

 

[918v]

Fax machine

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I’m just gonna take a bit of a shot in the dark here and say… “It’s Kurt Cobain?”

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"A shot in the dark"

I see what you did

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[babyguppy]

no more than 3 times.......

 

[Longshot231]

 

[DocRDS]

I know we like to have fun, but this is a very serious issue and the pain of raising one can be a very great burden. I know this is the bear pit and I'll probably be mocked for being a sensitive hippie, but the trauma of having to raise one can be very taxing and is a 24/7 commitment of love and work that has no equal. We should really not make fun of people with special conditions. Remember that these special needs children are a gift from God and we need to care for them with all our heart and soul.



My daughter is a cowboys fan....

 

[babyguppy]

lol

 

[theLBC]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[XP1K]

Skills.

 

[XP1K]

God bless Texas.

 

[theLBC]

 

[hermosabeach]

When I was dating my wife, I would refer to her as my girlfriend. She told me she hated that term, so I asked what she wanted me to call her. She said, anything except girlfriend. So from then on I referred to her as the slut ho bitch that lives we me. She was happy, I was happy and we both loved to watch the reaction of people when I would say that.

I tried

this is "name", my significant other for the moment.....


It did not fly very well

 

[EddieNFL]

I know we like to have fun, but this is a very serious issue and the pain of raising one can be a very great burden. I know this is the bear pit and I'll probably be mocked for being a sensitive hippie, but the trauma of having to raise one can be very taxing and is a 24/7 commitment of love and work that has no equal. We should really not make fun of people with special conditions. Remember that these special needs children are a gift from God and we need to care for them with all our heart and soul.



My daughter is a cowboys fan....

I don’t think you’re a hippie.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[DirtyHarris]

He may not be a hippie, buy if his daughter turned out to be a Cowboys fan he is a failure as a father.

Seriously, you should strive to raise your daughters to be something better, like a stripper.

 

[Bobalos]

'Murica.
Miramar air show this weekend...

 

[DocRDS]

He may not be a hippie, buy if his daughter turned out to be a Cowboys fan he is a failure as a father.

Seriously, you should strive to raise your daughters to be something better, like a stripper.

It gets worse. My son roots for the lions.

I have truly failed.

 

[Maser]

 

[Jscb1b]

I’m just gonna take a bit of a shot in the dark here and say… “It’s Kurt Cobain?”

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That would be a blast from the past.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That would be a blast from the past.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[hlee]

He may not be a hippie, buy if his daughter turned out to be a Cowboys fan he is a failure as a father.

Seriously, you should strive to raise your daughters to be something better, like a stripper.

On the bright side, it could be worse. She could have been an eagles fan, or a reds ahem commanders fan.