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Absolutely. The hardest thing for most men to keep at bay is lust. It is insidious and never sleeps. It creeps in and corrupts if you allow it a foothold. It ruins communion with God and hurts your relationship with your wife.

If you say it doesn’t do these things to you, you’re either extremely unique or very deceived or maybe just dishonest.
I am a victim...
 
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Was at a Men’s conference this last spring and heard a great talk on lust, porn, and the like.

I wish it was video’d and could be shared. One of the best 30 minute lessons on it any believer could hear.
Men or women, and especially men.


Was interesting talking after with my 70 yr old father who I was there with and heard the same talk.
 
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.

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Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:

 
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.

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Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:


$6300 for 40k rds of 9mm is a great buy.

Mine would think I am a genius.


But she doesnt really get fired up about gun stuff or ammo.
Maybe a little once when several cases of 556 showed up And then 4 cases of fgmm like a week later.
Told her it was in the gun budget and how good of a deal it was.
“Have fun shooting it all up” is all she said

Yes. I know I have a great one!!
 
Thanks man

Figured it was just an honest mistake.



Pain is just weakness leaving your body. Embrace it. 🤣

(Kept repeating this to myself as I made my way down a 32 degree scree slope with a 110 lb pack last week).
Still sucked. 🤣

Just razzing. Hope all goes easy with the knee work.
PT like your life depends on it.
Because it does!
 
$6300 for 40k rds of 9mm is a great buy.

Mine would think I am a genius.


But she doesnt really get fired up about gun stuff or ammo.
Maybe a little once when several cases of 556 showed up And then 4 cases of fgmm like a week later.
Told her it was in the gun budget and how good of a deal it was.
“Have fun shooting it all up” is all she said

Yes. I know I have a great one!!
Same here, wife would be mad if I didn't buy it.

And becasue rules...

We had friends in town yesterday with their dogs. Apparently 100% booze hounds.

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Absolutely. The hardest thing for most men to keep at bay is lust. It is insidious and never sleeps. It creeps in and corrupts if you allow it a foothold. It ruins communion with God and hurts your relationship with your wife.

If you say it doesn’t do these things to you, you’re either extremely unique or very deceived or maybe just dishonest.
I reckon I'm unique. I have no problem with lust. I just give in and enjoy it. :ROFLMAO:

Seriously though, at 75 I'm not interested. Not gay or ED, I've just been with enough women to realize its all the same. I look around at whats out there, scratch my head (and balls) and think, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Any good ones, and they're few and far between are taken and what's left a dog wouldn't drag home. I just dont want to put the energy into a relationship, I've got guns and audio and neither talk back.
 
$6300 for 40k rds of 9mm is a great buy.

Mine would think I am a genius.


But she doesnt really get fired up about gun stuff or ammo.
Maybe a little once when several cases of 556 showed up And then 4 cases of fgmm like a week later.
Told her it was in the gun budget and how good of a deal it was.
“Have fun shooting it all up” is all she said

Yes. I know I have a great one!!
Somewhere around 2004, I clicked on an email as they had close out listed and Brenneke slugs were on sale.
$1.99/box

I ended up buying all of the close outs I could find.

Some things had 3-10 boxes. Some 1-2

But its was all very cheap at the time.

It was not until the next day when the email of all the tracking numbers were emailed that I realized I had made my single largest ammo order ever.

I think I still have 1k of 12 gauge brenneke slugs left and maybe 800 of the frangible .556.


The downside- a friend lives a mile away ordered a few cases of ammo. He apologized to the ups drive due to the weight.

The UPS driver told him that he had made a massive ammo delivery to my place and he did not mind his little order.

After that- I had ammo delivered to work.
 
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.

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Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:


I pranked the GF with a picture of a helicopter I just bought... posted it on FB

She just said 'whatever... I've gotten used to it.'

No, I didn't buy a helicopter.

Everyone else was like "Awesome, you bought a helicopter!!!" And were disappointed to find out I was trolling them.

Sirhr
 
On knives….

My friend Ron was 30 years older than me and grew up in Charlotte, a few miles from the SC line. He was 16 when he went with some older boys to SC to an underground bar.

He said one of the guys he went with got into an argument with a local and it turned into a fight. The SC boy beat his friend pretty bad to the point he was on the floor holding up his hands for the local to stop.

Ron said his friend said “ok ok, you win” and the local guy said “no you Charlotte prick I am going to make an example outta you” and drew back to hit him again.

Ron said his friend already had his very normal pocket knife in his hand and when the local guy said that, his friend came up with a razor sharp surprise. It went in the guy’s thigh, continued up cutting his leather belt in two, and went on into the guy’s abdomen spilling his intestines.

The guy lived, it cost Ron’s friend’s family almost everything including part of the farm to keep him from prison.

Ron said that knife didn’t seem to even slow down on its way up and it cemented in his mind a fear of knives that never left him.