Get paid for taking a dump.

[Maggot]

Should this have gone in "Show Your Poop"?

Here's Why People Are Donating Their Poop to Science​

US News Health
https://health.usnews.com › Patient Advice

 

[Darayavaus]

$40 per shit? I wonder how much they need?

 

[candyx]

Hell I paid $400.00 once for the hooker to dump on my face so I could see her rose bud.

 

[Milf Dots]

Hell I paid $400.00 once for the hooker to dump on my face so I could see her rose bud.

I only do that with me laying under a glass coffee table and her above.

 

[candyx]

The corn and peanuts definitely improved the taste without that I might have vomited.

 

[M4orturnate]

Imagine having to get a poop transplant. Weird

 

[Ronws]

Paid for poop?

Finally, I can have a retirement plan. Talk about a renewable cash flow.

"How was your day?"

"Crappy."

"So, a successful day, then?"

 

[abn31c]

Should this have gone in "Show Your Poop"?

Here's Why People Are Donating Their Poop to Science​

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Congratulations....yer rich.

 

[Darayavaus]

Paid for poop?

Finally, I can have a retirement plan. Talk about a renewable cash flow.

"How was your day?"

"Crappy."

"So, a successful day, then?"

meet your new department supervisor

 

[Alphatreedog]

This is awesome . With inflation being what it is the Sperm Bank wasn't making it .

 

[candyx]

This is awesome . With inflation being what it is the Sperm Bank wasn't making it .

Funny story one of the guys in the office when he came back from lunch back in the day I gave him a message that the bank called him about a withdraw. He called the number and told the person on the line he was returning their call about a withdraw, it was our Local sperm bank.......... I was LMAO not him so much.

 

[Ronws]

Funny story one of the guys in the office when he came back from lunch back in the day I gave him a message that the bank called him about a withdraw. He called the number and told the person on the line he was returning their call about a withdraw, it was our Local sperm bank.......... I was LMAO not him so much.

Fine .... you win the thread.

But not fair. That is pulling out big guns, pun totally and unabashedly intended.

 

[thejeep]

This is awesome . With inflation being what it is the Sperm Bank wasn't making it .

Must be nice. Thought about donating sperm then remembered the vasectomy. May cut out IPAs and increase broccoli and cheese so I can go on tour nation wide

 

[Maggot]

Fine .... you win the thread.

Thats not fair. As OP I should at least get a trophy for participation.

 

[Long_Action]

 

[JoshPutman]

Man, I could fix them RIGHT up! I have a friend that has about 20 dairy cattle, and another friend with a half dozen or so beef cattle.

Better yet, another friend with several draft horses.

Shit, I could be rolling in it! Money, that is, not shit.

 

[JbBooks]

I only do that with me laying under a glass coffee table and her above.

The glass bottom boat!!

 

[BLEE]

I'm sure it's how these companies are growing the DNA database.

 

[Maggot]

I'm sure it's how these companies are growing the the DNA database.

My first thought.

 

[Ronws]

 

[JR_77]

I'm sure it's how these companies are growing the the DNA database.

Exactly what I was thinking. They pay you $40 then sell it to .gov for $100 thereby creating a national DNA database.