"Girls We’re Friendzoning All The Good Guys"

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I will say though one of the ones that hurt the most came back later and apologized and told me she NOW realizes she would have had such a better life with me.
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To which your reply should be: "Well, it's a bit too late now, and time cannot be turned backwards. Do the best with what you have and have a great life"...
man believe me she already knows... I hate it for her cause at the time she was all I thought about.... hormones was raging! haha. She was once a walking-talking- baby doll, but the old saying rode hard and put up wet really speaks volumes now.
 
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    You can keep your hoes

    Treat a lady like a whore... Nope. Anybody's dad that gave that advice has a mom that fucks dads friends.
    Sounds like you're in denial. Kudos to you if you opt to stick with nice guy routine though. I actually find it admirable albeit detrimental.

    Maybe if you're lucky, you'll snag a used up single mom in her mid 30's or 40's that's finally tired of getting fucked and chucked. If you're really lucky, she'll only have one child with one other guy.

    Either you're an older gentleman that grew up in an entirely different era, or you're lonely and frustrated that you can't get laid. I'm usually up for spirited debate, but not about this as you're clearly clueless. I'll venture to guess that the last time you dated, tinder didn't exist and "Wet Ass Pussy" wasn't at the top of the billboard charts.

    Times have changed and single guys need to either adapt or stock up on hot pockets, lotion and toilet paper to ride it out and wait until everyone else tosses them their scraps. It's the harsh reality of being single in today's day and age. Females get just as horny as guys, a piece of ass is only one swipe away and they're not chastised for being sexually adventurous anymore. There's some serious overlap between "alpha" traits and "asshole" traits, and females generally aren't the greatest at differentiating between the two. Just connect the dots.

    Mom and dad are doing well by the way and just celebrated their 50th anniversary. He treats her like gold and they're just settling into a comfortable retirement. I've never noticed any strange men hanging around, but fuck if I know. If any shady business went down, they did a damn good job of hiding it.
     

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    Sounds like you're in denial. Kudos to you if you opt to stick with nice guy routine though. I actually find it admirable albeit detrimental.

    Maybe if you're lucky, you'll snag a used up single mom in her mid 30's or 40's that's finally tired of getting fucked and chucked. If you're really lucky, she'll only have one child with one other guy.

    Either you're an older gentleman that grew up in an entirely different era, or you're lonely and frustrated that you can't get laid. I'm usually up for spirited debate, but not about this as you're clearly clueless. I'll venture to guess that the last time you dated, tinder didn't exist and "Wet Ass Pussy" wasn't at the top of the billboard charts.

    Times have changed and single guys need to either adapt or stock up on hot pockets, lotion and toilet paper to ride it out and wait until everyone else tosses them their scraps. It's the harsh reality of being single in today's day and age. Females get just as horny as guys, a piece of ass is only one swipe away and they're not chastised for being sexually adventurous anymore. There's some serious overlap between "alpha" traits and "asshole" traits, and females generally aren't the greatest at differentiating between the two. Just connect the dots.

    Mom and dad are doing well by the way and just celebrated their 50th anniversary. He treats her like gold and they're just settling into a comfortable retirement. I've never noticed any strange men hanging around, but fuck if I know. If any shady business went down, they did a damn good job of hiding it.
    Or maybe you don't know as much about this as you think you do.

    Either way, I'm not the one who needs to chase for poontang
     

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    Yeah I'm in your camp. First date at 18, married early 20's, been married 30 years. I hear the don't marry the first one guys and I dated a bunch in high school but if you find the right one you find the right one. Young, old, first one you date, 20th one you date.
    Started dating my high school sweetheart at 17, married when we were almost 22, we are both 53 now. Will have the last kid out of the house soon, life is really good. Wouldn't want to date again if I had too. I like @308pirate idea if I out live her.
     
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    Or maybe you don't know as much about this as you think you do.

    Either way, I'm not the one who needs to chase for poontang
    You might be right. I've been married for 13 years so it's been a while since I've chased any tail.

    The mom comments are a little ridiculous though. Nothing's personal. I'm just making observations based on my 30 something single friends and our locker room conversations and it's friggin' sad. I wouldn't want to be single right now. I got out of the dating right before tinder blew up, partly out of luck and partly because the writing was on the wall....

    I didn't come up with the saying that nice guys finish last either. It's been in circulation long before I was so much as a twinkle in dad's eye. Generally speaking, sayings that have spanned multiple generations have at least some degree of truth to them. My conclusions are merely observation based. I don't have any credentials to back up my claims and they should be taken with a grain of salt. If you can get what you're after without resorting to playing games then that's awesome. It just didn't work very well for me. I have a tendency to approach things from a Machiavellian perspective, hence my approach to the situation.

    Since I don't have a stake in the game, I'm gonna bail on this. My opinion obviously isn't the prevailing one on these forums. Maybe things are different where some of you guys come from. I hope that's the case.

    Either way, best of luck to you all, regardless of your approach. Here's to hoping you all find that special someone and have your fair share of fun along the way if you haven't already.

    Cheers.
     

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    You might be right. I've been married for 13 years so it's been a while since I've chased any tail.

    The mom comments are a little ridiculous though. Nothing's personal. I'm just making observations based on my 30 something single friends and our locker room conversations and it's friggin' sad. I wouldn't want to be single right now. I got out of the dating right before tinder blew up, partly out of luck and partly because the writing was on the wall....

    I didn't come up with the saying that nice guys finish last either. It's been in circulation long before I was so much as a twinkle in dad's eye. Generally speaking, sayings that have spanned multiple generations have at least some degree of truth to them. My conclusions are merely observation based. I don't have any credentials to back up my claims and they should be taken with a grain of salt. If you can get what you're after without resorting to playing games then that's awesome. It just didn't work very well for me. I have a tendency to approach things from a Machiavellian perspective, hence my approach to the situation.

    Since I don't have a stake in the game, I'm gonna bail on this. My opinion obviously isn't the prevailing one on these forums. Maybe things are different where some of you guys come from. I hope that's the case.

    Either way, best of luck to you all, regardless of your approach. Here's to hoping you all find that special someone and have your fair share of fun along the way if you haven't already.

    Cheers.
    For the record, I'm not the one who brought your mom into this and I agree that was a dick move.
     

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    I was actually just having this conversation with my girlfriend the other day, she works in the vet field primarily with liberal women and it’s amazing how many of them are in relationships with dudes that treat them like shit. Some of it stems from lack of self esteem but others she can’t figure out why the girls stay with them. She had hung out with some of the girls outside of work and their boyfriends were downright belligerent to them yet they made all kinds of excuses as to why they kept dating.

    Even the men that work there have relationship issues. There are two brothers that work there, one is dating a whore who has slept with all the men at the company while they were dating, including his brother, but he simply can’t turn down even heavily used pussy so they stay together.

    The other tries to sleep with every woman he works with and gets pissed if they reject him.He was friends with my girlfriend for years until she started dating me then he started treating her like a pariah. It got to the point that she got bit by a German Shepard and he couldn’t be bothered to turn around and help. Like how much of a dickhead are you to be that heartless to anyone let alone someone you were friends with?

    My girlfriend, who was raised in a conservative household with parents and an extended family who love and support each other, has the complete opposite attitude. She would not put up with that bullshit and even if she did her family wouldn’t which was a deal breaker for her. She spends a lot of time with her family and refused to date someone who didn’t get along with them. On the flip side whoever she was dating had to get along with his family and she did as well. With how important her family is to her she refused to get in between a guy and his family.

    Unlike my brother’s friend who’s girlfriend was purposely driving a wedge between him and his father before she left him after years of him kissing her ass.
     

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    Lookie here, Another internet Gangster. Aww you didn't get much attention as a child and now you stay in your mom's little room trying to hurt people's feelings. Aww how adorable. Don't cry little kiddo. Just keep your head up.
    Someday you will find someone else that give two shits about your opinion. middle finger

    That's the best you could come up with? A weak cop out at best.
     
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    I believe in marriage the way God designed. However, the feminists and the libtards have ruined it for men. There is nothing to be gained by being married. I lost a fortune from both marriages.

    The only things the ex-wives did was spread their legs. It wasn't worth it.

    There is not such thing as the "better half" anymore.

     
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    Today, if there aren't kids involved and no plans on making any, a man would be a fool to get in a legally binding agreement called marriage. If you do get married and have kids, you better hope you chose wisely because from the time you say 'I do', your balls are in her court and she's holding the only racket.
     
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    marriage doesn't mean what it used to. do they even say til death do us part anymore?
    it seems apparent that most people (that cannot keep their vows) have no honor.
    they will stand up in front of their closest family and friends, and spew bullshit for presents or something?
     

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    Started dating my high school sweetheart at 17, married when we were almost 22, we are both 53 now. Will have the last kid out of the house soon, life is really good. Wouldn't want to date again if I had too. I like @308pirate idea if I out live her.

    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.
     
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    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.

    I only went to one high school reunion. Thank God for unanswered prayers.
     

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    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.

    So if I'm reading this correctly, you insult the guy for finding true love early, and then wallow in self-pity for several more drunken paragraphs.

    Wow :ROFLMAO:

    Ever stop to think that keeping a marriage alive for 30+ years requires more skill in attracting a woman than going to a bar and humping anything in sight? I mean, sure, some marriages are built upon a foundation of spouses just doing their duty, but many of them require a spark to be struck repeatedly to keep the flame alive. I can pick up a hottie from the gym or bar a lot easier than I can turn on someone who's dealt with my bullshit for a couple of decades.

    Just something to consider and forget before your next intoxicated rant against a sacred institution.
     
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    I went to my 10-year reunion, quickly figured out that I'd stayed in touch with anyone that matters, and haven't been back to one since.
    Never been to one of my high school reunions. I couldn't wait to graduate and didn't want to be around most of those people the first time around.

    The pictures I saw, most all were unrecognizable, especially the women. I never wished I'd married any of them and no regrats. What were once skinny hippy chicks were now fat grandmothers, except for this one class skank that obviously had been doing battle with father time for decades and the Botox won.
     
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    One of my buddies linked me this crap and had a laugh about his last girlfriend. He got kicked to the curb, she liked "bad boys" so she said. I thought it was pathetic for an over 50 hoochie but what the hell. Him and his $150K a year gig, boat, cars, bikes and lake cabin were not enough for her.

    We have all dated/humped or cross paths with these women. Expects or demands to be treated like a queen and loves to be treated like garbage. Nothing gets her wetter than a guy using her car to go screw his old girlfriend. Nothing makes her puddle quite like a guy who steals money from her purse to go drinking or drugging with his buddies while she works like a slave.


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    “He’s not my type,” I said trying to justify my previous actions.

    “Why because he treats you well,” my friend said completely calling me out on my bullshit.

    But the truth was if I said I’m not attracted to him, he made it too easy and as much as the idea floated in my head considering it, I wasn’t interested.

    I wanted to be. I would have loved to say I left that date and went right home instead of right to the nearest fuckboys house who I had been seeing more off than on.

    And the only difference between these two guys was one kept me completely on my toes, one kept me guessing, one kept me playing this game I swore I hated. And I was more physically attracted to him than anyone I had ever met.

    The other answered every text quickly, paid for everything, opened my door and told me exactly how he felt and on many occasions dropped whatever he was doing if I asked.

    I cried that entire drive home. I cried because I knew what I deserved and I knew I was choosing the opposite. But the heart wants what it wants. And that was the problem.

    We claim we want a good and decent guy but when we meet him, we look for every reason we don’t want to give him a chance. Maybe it’s his appearance. Maybe it’s his demeanor. Maybe he’s exactly everything we want and need. But we dabble with the idea, liking them one day, then ignoring them the next. Blowing up their social media one day then doing the casual fade out.

    We like the attention but we don’t like it enough to reciprocate it. So we text them every few weeks just to boost our own confidence that they’ll answer and they do like us still."



    I'll relay a couple of my favorites from my personal archives just to get the ball rolling. I experimented with a couple of women in my younger single life. The worse you treated them the more they loved it. I had to admit I found it odd that they enjoyed it so much. One was an evil woman lawyer who had divorced her husband but let him live in a travel trailer in the driveway and do the house work. It was hard to find an indignity she did not enjoy and i tried quite a few.

    Dated an elementary school teacher who looked like Naomi Watts; She looked and sounded normal for a little while. It took about two months for the WTF to come out, thank the guys at Trojan for saving me from whatever dickrot she carried. The guy she loved most was a restaurant manager/embezzler who was regularly caught stealing and fired, he was a drug user who's ex-wife had ran off with his meth dealer. He got out of jail just after Christmas and she got caught emailing him lewd letters on my frigging computer. Literally got pissed at me more reading them, insisted I "was spying". At one drunken point, she admitted she had the hots for a student since he was in her first grade class and when that kid turned 18 she was going to bone him. Literally, insisted I ask her to marry at about two months of casual dating, demanded a 2-3 carat diamond and platinum ring. I pointed out her credit score was so low she had to have a co-signer for a Happy Meal. She hit the curb with a thump that evening. Showed up a few months later, pregnant with the druggie guy's baby and married to a different guy.

    Had a "female friend" who friend zoned me in the 1990's. Kept hanging around because she lived two blocks away. She deserved better, she deserved more and according to her, she deserved to be treated like a queen. She boned a pharmacist who had worked with her and transferred. The guy had always wanted to bang those 5'1" guts into a slurry and now that he worked elsewhere she was on the menu. The guy pounded her like a bass drum for a couple of weeks, she was planning the wedding then poof!!!, he told her he just wanted to hammer that ass and it was not gonna happen. She was heart broken, still bought him meals for weeks and let him dick whip her in the parking lot for lunch. He called, she dropped her panties and headed over. One day he stops calling.....................................he moved to Denver with his new girlfriend. She had to see a shrink and laid on the couch crying and taking Zanax for a month.

    Same friend zoned woman years later. Wouldn't date a guy, "because he was just too nice, he just doesn't get me going". But happily dated a guy who worked for a different utility than mine. Guy was a beer guzzling mutt who smoked two packs a day. A typical date consisted of him picking her up, driving her to his place to clean and cook for the evening while he drank and watched sports on TV. He then borrowed money for more beer and left for two hours, came home and threw a hump in her. After three years he bought her 9 beers from a half rack and a weed pipe for her birthday, sadly she didn't smoke weed. So she cried and he left and said, "call me when you ain't mad no more." She "broke up with him", only allowing him to occasionally booty call her for another three years until she found his long lost twin brother and did it again.

    I got married about 10 years ago after 20 years of being single. I never looked back and do not miss the single life. Once single women hit 35 and buy a cat they are all but done. There is a reason they are single. Most of them are emotional train wrecks with daddy issues or some other problem created when they spent five years living with the guy they met while writing federal inmates or whatever horrible story from their past they are hiding, lol. I bet if you go on whatever skank dating site replaced Match.com you can find 90% of the same women there were out there 12 years ago when I left the single life.
    He should have beat the shit out of her once a week! They would have lived happily ever after!😂
     
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