"Girls We’re Friendzoning All The Good Guys"

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I will say though one of the ones that hurt the most came back later and apologized and told me she NOW realizes she would have had such a better life with me.
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To which your reply should be: "Well, it's a bit too late now, and time cannot be turned backwards. Do the best with what you have and have a great life"...
man believe me she already knows... I hate it for her cause at the time she was all I thought about.... hormones was raging! haha. She was once a walking-talking- baby doll, but the old saying rode hard and put up wet really speaks volumes now.
 
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    You can keep your hoes

    Treat a lady like a whore... Nope. Anybody's dad that gave that advice has a mom that fucks dads friends.
    Sounds like you're in denial. Kudos to you if you opt to stick with nice guy routine though. I actually find it admirable albeit detrimental.

    Maybe if you're lucky, you'll snag a used up single mom in her mid 30's or 40's that's finally tired of getting fucked and chucked. If you're really lucky, she'll only have one child with one other guy.

    Either you're an older gentleman that grew up in an entirely different era, or you're lonely and frustrated that you can't get laid. I'm usually up for spirited debate, but not about this as you're clearly clueless. I'll venture to guess that the last time you dated, tinder didn't exist and "Wet Ass Pussy" wasn't at the top of the billboard charts.

    Times have changed and single guys need to either adapt or stock up on hot pockets, lotion and toilet paper to ride it out and wait until everyone else tosses them their scraps. It's the harsh reality of being single in today's day and age. Females get just as horny as guys, a piece of ass is only one swipe away and they're not chastised for being sexually adventurous anymore. There's some serious overlap between "alpha" traits and "asshole" traits, and females generally aren't the greatest at differentiating between the two. Just connect the dots.

    Mom and dad are doing well by the way and just celebrated their 50th anniversary. He treats her like gold and they're just settling into a comfortable retirement. I've never noticed any strange men hanging around, but fuck if I know. If any shady business went down, they did a damn good job of hiding it.
     

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    Sounds like you're in denial. Kudos to you if you opt to stick with nice guy routine though. I actually find it admirable albeit detrimental.

    Maybe if you're lucky, you'll snag a used up single mom in her mid 30's or 40's that's finally tired of getting fucked and chucked. If you're really lucky, she'll only have one child with one other guy.

    Either you're an older gentleman that grew up in an entirely different era, or you're lonely and frustrated that you can't get laid. I'm usually up for spirited debate, but not about this as you're clearly clueless. I'll venture to guess that the last time you dated, tinder didn't exist and "Wet Ass Pussy" wasn't at the top of the billboard charts.

    Times have changed and single guys need to either adapt or stock up on hot pockets, lotion and toilet paper to ride it out and wait until everyone else tosses them their scraps. It's the harsh reality of being single in today's day and age. Females get just as horny as guys, a piece of ass is only one swipe away and they're not chastised for being sexually adventurous anymore. There's some serious overlap between "alpha" traits and "asshole" traits, and females generally aren't the greatest at differentiating between the two. Just connect the dots.

    Mom and dad are doing well by the way and just celebrated their 50th anniversary. He treats her like gold and they're just settling into a comfortable retirement. I've never noticed any strange men hanging around, but fuck if I know. If any shady business went down, they did a damn good job of hiding it.
    Or maybe you don't know as much about this as you think you do.

    Either way, I'm not the one who needs to chase for poontang
     

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    Yeah I'm in your camp. First date at 18, married early 20's, been married 30 years. I hear the don't marry the first one guys and I dated a bunch in high school but if you find the right one you find the right one. Young, old, first one you date, 20th one you date.
    Started dating my high school sweetheart at 17, married when we were almost 22, we are both 53 now. Will have the last kid out of the house soon, life is really good. Wouldn't want to date again if I had too. I like @308pirate idea if I out live her.
     
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    Or maybe you don't know as much about this as you think you do.

    Either way, I'm not the one who needs to chase for poontang
    You might be right. I've been married for 13 years so it's been a while since I've chased any tail.

    The mom comments are a little ridiculous though. Nothing's personal. I'm just making observations based on my 30 something single friends and our locker room conversations and it's friggin' sad. I wouldn't want to be single right now. I got out of the dating right before tinder blew up, partly out of luck and partly because the writing was on the wall....

    I didn't come up with the saying that nice guys finish last either. It's been in circulation long before I was so much as a twinkle in dad's eye. Generally speaking, sayings that have spanned multiple generations have at least some degree of truth to them. My conclusions are merely observation based. I don't have any credentials to back up my claims and they should be taken with a grain of salt. If you can get what you're after without resorting to playing games then that's awesome. It just didn't work very well for me. I have a tendency to approach things from a Machiavellian perspective, hence my approach to the situation.

    Since I don't have a stake in the game, I'm gonna bail on this. My opinion obviously isn't the prevailing one on these forums. Maybe things are different where some of you guys come from. I hope that's the case.

    Either way, best of luck to you all, regardless of your approach. Here's to hoping you all find that special someone and have your fair share of fun along the way if you haven't already.

    Cheers.
     

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    You might be right. I've been married for 13 years so it's been a while since I've chased any tail.

    The mom comments are a little ridiculous though. Nothing's personal. I'm just making observations based on my 30 something single friends and our locker room conversations and it's friggin' sad. I wouldn't want to be single right now. I got out of the dating right before tinder blew up, partly out of luck and partly because the writing was on the wall....

    I didn't come up with the saying that nice guys finish last either. It's been in circulation long before I was so much as a twinkle in dad's eye. Generally speaking, sayings that have spanned multiple generations have at least some degree of truth to them. My conclusions are merely observation based. I don't have any credentials to back up my claims and they should be taken with a grain of salt. If you can get what you're after without resorting to playing games then that's awesome. It just didn't work very well for me. I have a tendency to approach things from a Machiavellian perspective, hence my approach to the situation.

    Since I don't have a stake in the game, I'm gonna bail on this. My opinion obviously isn't the prevailing one on these forums. Maybe things are different where some of you guys come from. I hope that's the case.

    Either way, best of luck to you all, regardless of your approach. Here's to hoping you all find that special someone and have your fair share of fun along the way if you haven't already.

    Cheers.
    For the record, I'm not the one who brought your mom into this and I agree that was a dick move.
     

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    I was actually just having this conversation with my girlfriend the other day, she works in the vet field primarily with liberal women and it’s amazing how many of them are in relationships with dudes that treat them like shit. Some of it stems from lack of self esteem but others she can’t figure out why the girls stay with them. She had hung out with some of the girls outside of work and their boyfriends were downright belligerent to them yet they made all kinds of excuses as to why they kept dating.

    Even the men that work there have relationship issues. There are two brothers that work there, one is dating a whore who has slept with all the men at the company while they were dating, including his brother, but he simply can’t turn down even heavily used pussy so they stay together.

    The other tries to sleep with every woman he works with and gets pissed if they reject him.He was friends with my girlfriend for years until she started dating me then he started treating her like a pariah. It got to the point that she got bit by a German Shepard and he couldn’t be bothered to turn around and help. Like how much of a dickhead are you to be that heartless to anyone let alone someone you were friends with?

    My girlfriend, who was raised in a conservative household with parents and an extended family who love and support each other, has the complete opposite attitude. She would not put up with that bullshit and even if she did her family wouldn’t which was a deal breaker for her. She spends a lot of time with her family and refused to date someone who didn’t get along with them. On the flip side whoever she was dating had to get along with his family and she did as well. With how important her family is to her she refused to get in between a guy and his family.

    Unlike my brother’s friend who’s girlfriend was purposely driving a wedge between him and his father before she left him after years of him kissing her ass.
     

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    Lookie here, Another internet Gangster. Aww you didn't get much attention as a child and now you stay in your mom's little room trying to hurt people's feelings. Aww how adorable. Don't cry little kiddo. Just keep your head up.
    Someday you will find someone else that give two shits about your opinion. middle finger

    That's the best you could come up with? A weak cop out at best.
     
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    I believe in marriage the way God designed. However, the feminists and the libtards have ruined it for men. There is nothing to be gained by being married. I lost a fortune from both marriages.

    The only things the ex-wives did was spread their legs. It wasn't worth it.

    There is not such thing as the "better half" anymore.

     
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    Today, if there aren't kids involved and no plans on making any, a man would be a fool to get in a legally binding agreement called marriage. If you do get married and have kids, you better hope you chose wisely because from the time you say 'I do', your balls are in her court and she's holding the only racket.
     
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    marriage doesn't mean what it used to. do they even say til death do us part anymore?
    it seems apparent that most people (that cannot keep their vows) have no honor.
    they will stand up in front of their closest family and friends, and spew bullshit for presents or something?
     

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    Started dating my high school sweetheart at 17, married when we were almost 22, we are both 53 now. Will have the last kid out of the house soon, life is really good. Wouldn't want to date again if I had too. I like @308pirate idea if I out live her.

    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.
     
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    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.

    I only went to one high school reunion. Thank God for unanswered prayers.
     

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    This is the story of a guy who had pussy once. You met a girl, got laid, married girl and you have been married ever since. You have literally NEVER dated. You never were a grown up, out in the grown up world and to do drinks and dancing or holiday parties or bbqs and weddings and tried to score some ass. If you wife ever left you or passed away or something terrible, you would be stuck in the real world with those skills you had at 17.
    Your only hope is the pastor at church finds you a reformed stripper or some three time loser woman who found God to marry.

    I was single from 27 to 45. In those years I had two steady girlfriends for about 4 years of it. So 14 or 15 single years, you fuck three or four different women a year and the numbers start looking like Hugh Hefner without really trying to hard. I tried lots of different approaches over the years, being nice literally works worst for most women.

    If you want to get "friend zoned" with a stupid woman who has great tits.......................be smart. 95% of women are completely full of shit and only their fucking cat knows what they want.

    They want an educated man................................I have three degrees.............................then they figure I am under employed or whatever............"friend zoned".

    They want a guy with a great sense of humor, I have that in spades.........................not guy humor, they hate guy humor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    They want a guy who puts them first, opens doors and makes sure they orgasm too.................................not so much, they want a guy to pound a nut into them like he left prison at 4 that afternoon, wipe his dick on their curtains, steal their panties and leave.

    They want a guy who is a good dad, they have a couple of kids by a couple of guys from a couple of races........................they need a responsible white guy with a job to pay the freight for the last two deadbeats......................................you want her to stop fucking the baby daddies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,friend zoned.

    She is successful, built like a brick shithouse, her ex husband is a doctor and picked her because that is the most incredible pussy you have ever heard stories about and you get to fuck it. She likes you, she fucks you and she wants to do a three-way with you and your buddy or two guys on the next business trip or the lawn guys or the plumber. She turned her ex into the IRS and cost him $1.3 million dollars because she was mad. .....................................................thankfully she "friend zoned" you before she told you that all sex is rape and that she decides after every sexual encounter whether or not she should call the cops.

    Most women line up to be treated like shit. When a police department posts a mugshot of a nice looking felon, bitches go wild, they offer to pay this guys bail if he pounds their guts and if he called as asked them for money they would give it to him.

    The next group of women out there are looking for the "Bigger, Better Deal" the BBD. You make $50 an hour, plus ot you make $140,000 a year, you own your own house, you own a camper, boat, paid for house and a paid for high end 3/4 ton pickup to haul toys. You are fit, nice smile with all sorts of straight white teeth and a tan, 6'2" and loads of fun. Heading on a booze and whores cruise with your buddies next month.

    She is pretty nice looking, above average ass and can walk in heels without looking like a goon, has a two year degree is something that pays 1/3rd of your wages, lives in a fucking apartment. She is on your arm and looking around the room for a guy with a law degree or a dentist because she deserves better than a blue collar guy. When you ask her anything serious, she blows you off because she is not ready to commit"

    But she "friend zones" you for when her pussy is 100% loose and he ass starts to sag, then she is ready for you.

    So one day I saw a unicorn running across a field, I chased it and sure enough she was a real unicorn. She had manners, a sense of humor, trim, fit and as ass to die for, good job, her own home and money, she liked guns and tolerates cars and enjoys traveling with me. She had none of the qualities of any of the types of women mentioned above, not into bars or online dating, very low miles. She is the reason I'm married.

    If you found her the first time congrats, it took me 20 years to find mine. The best thing that can happen to a guy is some hoochie "friend zones" him, that women is not worth a shit on her best day and she is doing you the favor. Take that woman and put her phone number in the booty call files with all of the other hoochies who will call you and let you pity fuck them when their inmate goes back inside or their shitbird "bad boy" runs off with their best friend and their credit card.

    She is doing you a favor..........................you get to miss her drama, her cheating, her pending unemployment and whatever misery she will inflict on your credit rating. Avoid trouble and move on.

    So if I'm reading this correctly, you insult the guy for finding true love early, and then wallow in self-pity for several more drunken paragraphs.

    Wow :ROFLMAO:

    Ever stop to think that keeping a marriage alive for 30+ years requires more skill in attracting a woman than going to a bar and humping anything in sight? I mean, sure, some marriages are built upon a foundation of spouses just doing their duty, but many of them require a spark to be struck repeatedly to keep the flame alive. I can pick up a hottie from the gym or bar a lot easier than I can turn on someone who's dealt with my bullshit for a couple of decades.

    Just something to consider and forget before your next intoxicated rant against a sacred institution.
     
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    I went to my 10-year reunion, quickly figured out that I'd stayed in touch with anyone that matters, and haven't been back to one since.
    Never been to one of my high school reunions. I couldn't wait to graduate and didn't want to be around most of those people the first time around.

    The pictures I saw, most all were unrecognizable, especially the women. I never wished I'd married any of them and no regrats. What were once skinny hippy chicks were now fat grandmothers, except for this one class skank that obviously had been doing battle with father time for decades and the Botox won.
     
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