Maggie’s Gun experts are retards!!

Nostradumbass

Nostradumbass

Falconer
Supporter
Full Member
Minuteman
    • Sep 7, 2009
    914
    344
    NE Texas
    #1
    This may have been said already, but WTF!
    95% of gun owners don't know shit about guns, ballistics, scopes, real world applications of said guns, etc.....
    It's like listening to my wife giving me a world history lesson.
    And you guessed it- they all think the Red Jacket goobers are the best smiths on the planet!
    19101453.jpg

    2e941771.jpg

    54dd532c.jpg

    77f21382.jpg

    017c3956.jpg
     
    #2
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    There was a poll done on licensed drivers some years ago and better than 90% of those polled said they were above average drivers, guess what, at least half of them were wrong.

    When a man states that 95% of all gun owners are retards he better think hard. Lots of guys think they are in that top 5%, you better make sure before you start making broad statements like above.
     
    #6
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    I'll agree with you here... that is the reason why you can't stand to spend 5 minutes in the average gun store. If gun owners weren't such clowns, gun stores would be perfect places to hang out.
     
    #12
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!


    I concur.

    Guys who write about guns and ammunition in periodical publications you see at Barnes & Noble. Really? What's a 45 Auto Rim? It's when your girlfriend automatically eats your ass for 3/4 hr just because she likes it. Awesome, huh?

    At BassPro, while I quickly round the isle looking for H4831sc because the mental giant new asst. manager can't decide where he likes it, I hold my ears to not hear the ignorant fat, stupid guy behind the counter tell the other more ignorant, fat, stupid guy in front of the counter that..... let me remember the latest one.... I can't remember. My brain blocks shit that stupid.

    At the local range.... only 1 out of 50 shooters have any business with a gun. The rest ought to be shot with they're own gun and thrown behind the berm so the feral hogs can get them in the evening. They devour even bones so not a trace.

    One guy was shooting .22 long rifle ammunition in .17HMR. Honest.

    Y'all will hate me, but I believe in locking guns in the vault at the range until the clowns are ready to come and shoot again. RESPONSIBLE gun ownership. The ghetto boys are getting theirs from these nut jobs, and me since mine was stolen too.

    What are these little bally thingys in SpaghettiOs? They have a similar appearance and texture as soggy medium dog food. Are they supposed to be meat? I added cumen, cayenne, black pepper but improvement was only marginal. Sometimes being single sucks.

    Do you ever see a trace of Jim Clark, Jr., yanking his dick on a forum? There's an expert.

    An expert is busy being an expert.
     
    #14
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    Excuse me but in my humble opinion all of the people in the pictures should probably be removed from the gene pool (they will probably do it on their own from stupidity). Idiot's like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I think that saying 95% of gun owners don't know crap about shooting is pretty lame and just what exactly is a Red Jacket Goober smith?
     
    #15
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    thats the cool thing about living in america youre free to be a retard with a gun. who are you to tell us we cant have them. unfortunately not everyone loves guns as much as us and cant tell the difference between a mag and a clip...who cares!!! theyre both fun. the more people who like shooting the harder it will be for the gomament to take em. lets not discourage the non-shooters by shaming them for a trigger fowl or pointing it the wrong way, encourage them to be safer around firearms. sit back relax and enjoy life instead of rant about things that dont matter because im sure theres someone out there that could rant about something you do, although im sure youre all perfect drivers or use perfect englysh or perfect etiquette(manors for the retards reading this). everyone would be happier if they didnt worry about other people. yes i believe people act like retards sometimes, no i dont think im better than them im gonna keep them shooting and teach them proper shooting etiquette and firearms handling.
     
    #17
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    .....and that's all I'm saying: Don't insist on remaining stupid, or go ahead.

    Actually, we're just making a little fun. Lamenting. That's all.

    <span style="color: #FF0000">We are making fun of those who are referred to as experts. Really they are far from being experts.</span>

    Guns attract stupid and ghetto because guns bring a perception of strength and power by mere association or ownership. No dick? Get a gun. Midget? Be a sniper. Just like jacked-up pick ups. That's why I drive a little bitty two-seater. lol

     
    #19
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Playerz1337</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I dunno, but the girl at the bottom has other potential! :p </div></div>

    No way in hell I'm sticking my dick in her mouth after that nasty ass hi point has been in there!
    sick.gif
     
    #20
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Old Salt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Excuse me but in my humble opinion all of the people in the pictures should probably be removed from the gene pool (they will probably do it on their own from stupidity). Idiot's like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I think that saying 95% of gun owners don't know crap about shooting is pretty lame and just what exactly is a Red Jacket Goober smith? </div></div>

    Forcibly removing people from the gene pool shouldn't be necessary, which would also threaten my freedom and liberty. I am however all too happy to give them the freedom to remove themselves from the gene pool by not protecting and subsidizing stupidity...
     
    #22
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    It has been said already. Is this the last time you will say it here? Please?

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nostradumbass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This may have been said already, but WTF!
    95% of gun owners don't know shit about guns, ballistics, scopes, real world applications of said guns, etc.....
    </div></div>
     
    #23
    Re: Gun experts are retards!!

    The site is down, and I don't think it'll be back up, but this "gun expert" wrote a loving review of the Steyr M Series as a "bad tactical pistol." The pictures were great, and unfortunately, they're gone. One of them was of the "author" two-handing a pair of Steyrs, the left index finger inside the trigger guard of one that was pointing approximately at his extended right wrist while he played "Rooster Cogburn" with them.

    What's left is here:

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...d=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

    Scroll down, the page is a mess.
     
    You must log in or register to reply here.

    Similar threads

    Blue Sky Country
    2A ALERT: VIRGINIA. VCDL URGENT LEGISLATIVE ACTION for pending gun bills. Salem gun show needs volunteers 01/18-19
    Replies
    9
    Views
    428
    232593
    232593
    PatMiles
    Earth Rotation Faster or Slower? Corporate Media Can’t Get Fear Porn Straight
    Replies
    6
    Views
    393
    Short-bus
    Short-bus
    pangris
    Sons of Liberty Armorers Class - AAR
    Replies
    53
    Views
    2K
    bfoosh006
    bfoosh006
    D
    Any other shooters--
    Replies
    41
    Views
    1K
    MadDuner
    MadDuner
    Daddyusmaximus
    What makes a good "defensive" levergun?
    Replies
    131
    Views
    6K
    Forgetful Coyote
    Forgetful Coyote
    Top Bottom
    Back
    Home
    Forums
    Merch
    Alerts