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Gun Safety...Chicago style

lol that has got to be one of the funnies video's on self mutilation I have ever seen and is nothing short of full on stupidity I would recommend that as a must watch training video for all pro socialist wannabe's the only better video would be the democratic party flinging themselves into an open volcano in protest when trump wins reelection . I would totally pay 100 dollars to see that live from the beautiful state of Hawaii . with marching bands playing sad like to the volcano and a party on the bands way home after the deed is done .
 
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This has been on here before.

Still hilarious.

Just build a wall around it. Let em see who survives.

And oh yeah, no guards at Lightfoot’s place.
 
A man entered a hospital emergency room after an ambulance dropped him off, both of his ears swaddled in heavy, stained bandages. After a bit of waiting, an ER doctor finally saw him. "Okay what brings you here tonight, buddy?", the doctor asked tiredly. "Oh, I was ironing some clothes at home when my friend called the house phone. I answered the iron by mistake", the man said. "I see, but how did you get both ears burned?", the doctor asked, puzzled. "Oh, that", the man began. "I had to call the ambulance"...
 


Um, that is actually a portable centrifuge... Due to budget cuts they are forced to relocate their advanced cancer medication research onto the street. They are working on a serum that would provide a breakthrough treatment for even the toughest tumors... A test tube fell out of the device and hit one of the scientists in the foot, looks like...
 
Stupid? The man is a Ghetto genius. He now is officially disabled, gets $3200 a month for life in social security benefits. In addition a fully loaded WIC card, Obama phone and is the biggest drug dealer in his hood. The cops can't bust him because they don't bust disabled in wheelchairs.

Stupid would have been using a glock semi auto. :)
 
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Is this where the phrase..."Play stupid games....Win stupid.....", came from?? That was funny as SH*^!! Mac:rolleyes:
 
The GSW to the junk or thigh from “gangsta” carry sans holster in the waist band is really funny too.

Different level of idiocy than this and unreal.

Guy I used to work with said his BIL is a St Louis police officer who does uNder over work and said that is the beat way to carry concealed.... Faster draw is what he supposedly said.
Perhaps to not get busted undercover (a good holster would probably be a giveaway) but I would go with BigTuna and Hebrew Carry.
 
Um, that is actually a portable centrifuge... Due to budget cuts they are forced to relocate their advanced cancer medication research onto the street. They are working on a serum that would provide a breakthrough treatment for even the toughest tumors... A test tube fell out of the device and hit one of the scientists in the foot, looks like...

Will this unfortunate incident have any impact on future government funding - including grants?
 
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Watching that video is kind of like picking a scab or squeezing a pimple. It hurts and you know you shouldnt but for some reason you just keep on doing it.
 
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If it had been posted on Hoodsite.com, there is a 99.998% chance that it may be legit... Hoodsite is on the fast track to leaving even the most legendarily fucked up sites on the Web far behind them in the dust... One of the gems I saw up there was a raspy, really ill sounding Turk, or probably Arab guy talking in his language and explaining how to use the anteater-like creature he held in his arms as a fuck toy. The creature was still alive as he proceeded to use a knife to "custom fit" the thing's rectum for his dick...
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Physicists and nuclear researchers have stated that black holes are actually not that rare at all in the universe and they are much more common in our space than we believe. If the Internet is the universe, that statement fits it perfectly too...
 
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How fucking stupid do you have to be?
home boys got street cred now....

peg legs got cred now because he can peg around talking about how he took 2 slugs like 50 cent.

trigger fingers got cred now because he can talk about how he "put 2 slugs in a nigga"

all this really means is our tax dollars are going to patching up this retard, and Dems can add this to their "gun violence" statistics.
 
He will forever be known as "limpy."

On the plus side for him he doesn't have to worry about the draft any more. The military is probably less worried about having to draft him too....
 
If it had been posted on Hoodsite.com, there is a 99.998% chance that it may be legit... Hoodsite is on the fast track to leaving even the most legendarily fucked up sites on the Web far behind them in the dust... One of the gems I saw up there was a raspy, really ill sounding Turk, or probably Arab guy talking in his language and explaining how to use the anteater-like creature he held in his arms as a fuck toy. The creature was still alive as he proceeded to use a knife to "custom fit" the thing's rectum for his dick...
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Physicists and nuclear researchers have stated that black holes are actually not that rare at all in the universe and they are much more common in our space than we believe. If the Internet is the universe, that statement fits it perfectly too...
Sounds like the new worldstar
 
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Sounds like the new worldstar


Yep, with a MUCH bigger slice of gore and snuff as well.

And people do not seem to understand why even the most "horrific" horror movies have absolutely no effects on me. Reality, and the murky surface directly under our familiar existence, is far more brutal than any fictional horror movie that authors can contrive up.
 
Got to go with fake on this one. Much as I could certainly see some fine upstanding young men playing such a game. Slow it down and there is a clear break in the video. Can see the guy pulling his foot back post shooting with no wound, then cut to scene with hole in place and very un-blood like blood on the ground. The sandal also has no damage and moves during the "cut scene." And gangsta as you want to be, nobody is going to play that game twice.
 
If it had been posted on Hoodsite.com, there is a 99.998% chance that it may be legit... Hoodsite is on the fast track to leaving even the most legendarily fucked up sites on the Web far behind them in the dust... One of the gems I saw up there was a raspy, really ill sounding Turk, or probably Arab guy talking in his language and explaining how to use the anteater-like creature he held in his arms as a fuck toy. The creature was still alive as he proceeded to use a knife to "custom fit" the thing's rectum for his dick...
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Physicists and nuclear researchers have stated that black holes are actually not that rare at all in the universe and they are much more common in our space than we believe. If the Internet is the universe, that statement fits it perfectly too...

Hood site is very entertaining. Thanks for heads up.