• Watch Out for Scammers!

    We've now added a color code for all accounts. Orange accounts are new members, Blue are full members, and Green are Supporters. If you get a message about a sale from an orange account, make sure you pay attention before sending any money!

Maggie’s Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

Lowlight

Lowlight

HMFIC of this Shit
Staff member
Moderator
Supporter
Minuteman
    • Apr 12, 2001
    35,586
    40,007
    Base of the Rockies
    www.snipershide.com
    Here you have, fresh off its testing and approval from VJJ,

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UXs3g56SNCk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    LL doesnt strike often, but when he does......
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    I hope all those men in there aren't just trying it out. One after the other. Haha. WHo's in charge of cleanup?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rero360</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The next question is: Can it make me a sammich?</div></div>

    You can make your own since you'll have your hands freed up.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    For once...I'm actually afraid to ask: "What WILL they think of next?!?"
    shocked.gif
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    What were you looking for on the u-tubes when you found that?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    To answer your email frank we are working on a "garden gnome elite" model that is 2 feet shorter so you should be able to reach the hole to try that one when it comes out, will keep you updated
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    That is just about the last place I would stick my finger lol
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The folding step stool version wasn't working out ?

    </div></div>

    Now that is funny...
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    The Chinese didn't invent that... they copied it!

    <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Isrd7E5nzIQ"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Isrd7E5nzIQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

    Cheers,

    Sirhr
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only $2,800. That's cheaper than a few dates. </div></div>

    Especially if it's with a chick Alpha is bringing home.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">To answer your email frank we are working on a "garden gnome elite" model that is 2 feet shorter so you should be able to reach the hole to try that one when it comes out, will keep you updated </div></div>Aren't the Chinese commonly pretty damn short themselves?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    too bad they didn't have one of those at Atlanta Reproductive Specialists when we were doing the whole fertility testing deal... they had one crappy fetish mag & some old VHS tapes but the vcr/tv was broken.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    I wonder if it has variable speed and stroke?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The original Ukrainian model didn't work...Wrong size or something, so the Chinese purchased a bevy of these new machines for installation on each deck of this:

    http://en.rian.ru/mlitary_news/20120924/176197851.html

    Those of you forced to spend time aboard ship can relate.
    grin.gif
    </div></div>

    You mean the Navies of the world have done away with the traditional hole in the barrel?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RADcustom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wonder if it has variable speed and stroke?
    </div></div>

    It does and it's heated too. One of the videos after the original one goes into all kinds of detail about it. The screen on top is for playing porn videos.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    I still don't get the lack of handlebars.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    I guess thats the "Shaved Beaver" model. I wonder if they have one with fur?
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnSF36PBxbk"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnSF36PBxbk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

    I knew this thread reminded me of something... Joes Garage... one of the best albums of all time. If you are twisted.

    Cheers,

    Sirhr
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    I can see a whole new business started up to support this with accessories: velcro kits to attach a set of of nice buns to simulate a nice turd-cutter, or maybe some wool liberally applied around the input location for those of us who are interested in animal husbandry.
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cornholeo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can see a whole new business started up to support this with accessories: ... <span style="font-weight: bold">or maybe some wool liberally applied around the input location for those of us who are interested in animal husbandry.</span></div></div>

    Better cut the height in at least half and give it two legs instead of one, then ...
     
    Re: Hands Free Pleasure, VJJPunisher Approved

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cornholeo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can see a whole new business started up to support this with accessories: ... <span style="font-weight: bold">or maybe some wool liberally applied around the input location for those of us who are interested in animal husbandry.</span></div></div>

    Better cut the height in at least half and give it two legs instead of one, then ... </div></div>

    Ewe!
     
    You must log in or register to reply here.

    Similar threads

    K
    Maggie’s SIG 338NormaMag belt fed
    Replies
    16
    Views
    807
    Jeff Gahler
    Jeff Gahler
    HeavyAssault
    When you play....sometimes you pay.
    Replies
    34
    Views
    1K
    101st
    101st
    C
    Self filmed triple
    Replies
    7
    Views
    712
    Ezana4CE
    Ezana4CE
    Ziatriguy
    Las Vegas bad guy picks wrong place to be a bad guy.
    Replies
    19
    Views
    1K
    JbBooks
    JbBooks
    LAR Dragoon
    Accessories FS: Vertx Integrity Shell Jacket - Large (Black)
    Replies
    3
    Views
    230
    LAR Dragoon
    LAR Dragoon
    Top Bottom
    Back