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Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only turns 70 because He allows the #70 to approach.
Chuck Norris only turns 70 because He allows the #70 to approach.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have Birthday's he is just born again.
Chuck Norris doesn't have Birthday's he is just born again.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses. </div></div>
Well, UNLIKE Maser:
As a child, Chuck Norris didn't wet the bed, the bed wet itself... OF FEAR
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
Well, UNLIKE Maser:
As a child, Chuck Norris didn't wet the bed, the bed wet itself... OF FEAR
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, death is just to scared to come get him.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, death is just to scared to come get him.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
ziva can beat me anytime she wants to
ziva can beat me anytime she wants to
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away.
These are called Astronauts.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away.
These are called Astronauts.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses. </div></div>
seems like you're trolling here..... oh and quoting YOURSELF ?!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
seems like you're trolling here..... oh and quoting YOURSELF ?!
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses. </div></div>
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kurt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ziva can beat me anytime she wants to </div></div>
+1000000000
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kurt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ziva can beat me anytime she wants to </div></div>
+1000000000
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
I built a race truck for him when he did real well in a cup truck so Nissan put up the money for a truck for him. It was during the time I was employed by the Nissan factory off road race team and Jim Conner racing. I will tell you that he was a complete and total gentleman and a real guy not like the pretentious assholes that come from Hollywood. He did not need to give me the time of frickin day (even though his safety and winning counted on it). He had VERY well behaved kids (unlike someone I know). His brother was a bad ass and really liked to fight. When we were down in Mexico for the Baja 500 I saw him seriously fuck a guy up who was giving him shit and wanted to fight. I am talking 3 punches and 2 kicks as fast as you can blink and the guy went down like a sack of potatoes. Chuck is the real deal and you don't know what you are talking about.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses. </div></div>
I built a race truck for him when he did real well in a cup truck so Nissan put up the money for a truck for him. It was during the time I was employed by the Nissan factory off road race team and Jim Conner racing. I will tell you that he was a complete and total gentleman and a real guy not like the pretentious assholes that come from Hollywood. He did not need to give me the time of frickin day (even though his safety and winning counted on it). He had VERY well behaved kids (unlike someone I know). His brother was a bad ass and really liked to fight. When we were down in Mexico for the Baja 500 I saw him seriously fuck a guy up who was giving him shit and wanted to fight. I am talking 3 punches and 2 kicks as fast as you can blink and the guy went down like a sack of potatoes. Chuck is the real deal and you don't know what you are talking about.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just another day for me. No need to celebrate the birth of someone who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now makes a living selling shitty portable gyms that no one uses.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
What Mechanic said - a friend from HS (7th Dan Kenpo Karate) and my Sensei (8th Dan) both met him and asked for a photo together.
He was most pleasant they said - and they have the pic to prove it.
I would be sooooo honored to have him come to our dojo and just teach a few things
What Mechanic said - a friend from HS (7th Dan Kenpo Karate) and my Sensei (8th Dan) both met him and asked for a photo together.
He was most pleasant they said - and they have the pic to prove it.
I would be sooooo honored to have him come to our dojo and just teach a few things
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
I had to revive this thread...this was hilarious..
I had to revive this thread...this was hilarious..
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Yes you could use a laugh today.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Yes you could use a laugh today.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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