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Happy Birthday Minx

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#1
Happy Birthday killer! Of course you know that this means that every single pervert, single 'joe, single 'guy over 40' will be trolling for your comments and virtues now that you are no longer on that unwritten forbidden list.

Have fun, party until the sun comes up, and have fun. Then go out and buy yourself a nice rifle or pistol since you can now that you are, uh hem, an adult
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#2
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

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Oh yeah, come at me, bros. lol I'm not afraid of them.

Thanks, daddy Switch. <3 Unfortunately the partying has to be put off until after I move (which is only in a few days!) but yes, RIFLE TIME. Now I just need the money, lol.
 
#3
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> but yes, RIFLE TIME. Now I just need the money, lol. </div></div>

Now that you are of consenting age, there are new options on how you can earn it.

WOOT! - First pervert!
 
#4
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

You reminded me of this.
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#10
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

I won't get naked, but I've heard "pictures" about 1000 times today. So here you go, for those of you who don't know what I look like or haven't looked at my avatar...lol

Here's the full-sized of my avatar.
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And here is me sans the fake hipster glasses, lol.
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Enjoy, mentlegen. Nothing that hasn't been posted here before.
 
#13
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I won't get naked, but I've heard "pictures" about 1000 times today. So here you go, for those of you who don't know what I look like or haven't looked at my avatar...lol </div></div>

And that is why I call you a classy young lady Minx.
 
#14
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Here's the full-sized of my avatar.
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And here is me sans the fake hipster glasses, lol.
</div></div>

When they prevent foreign materials from getting in your eyes they're known as safety goggles.
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Your turn, VJJ
 
#19
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Oh yeah, come at me, bros. lol I'm not afraid of them.

Thanks, daddy Switch. <3 Unfortunately the partying has to be put off until after I move (which is only in a few days!) but yes, RIFLE TIME. Now I just need the money, lol. </div></div>

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#27
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wowsa!</div></div>
I guess that translates to "Happy birthday!"
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Happy Birthday (late) MINX!</div></div>
Grazi.
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#32
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">VAJayJay,
I don't think I can top that one and retain my membership status.
I concede. </div></div>
This is a wise man here.
Happy late Birthday!
 
#35
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VAJayJayPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
nice jewelry, I myself would prefer a pearl necklace on ya but nice nonetheless!
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tucker your up




you of course know I'm teasing, hopefully
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Real cute, Jayjay, but I've got better places for "pearls" to go than my neck.
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#36
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Real cute, Jayjay, but I've got better places for "pearls" to go than my neck.</div></div>

....breathing all heavy.......
 
#41
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That's why God gave you those nice DSL's little one
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Vag, you don't have enough class to be on this one's list of blocks that need to be checked ROFLMMFAO!</div></div>
Oh, jeez, the list. Yeah I don't honestly know who Jayjay is, but I know he's not on it! In any case, I think I could out perv him anyday. I might be young, but I've got what it takes. I just try and keep it classy. ;D ...well, I mean most of the time anyway.
 
#44
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

tough crowd - Minx, I don't know you so I will just say have a Happy Birthday and leave it with that. My daughter is 24 so I have a limit on ages as to never cross that perv line. It is a thin line from going from cool dude to creep old dude
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#45
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

JSTARSZ,

? - 40 = Pervert
40 - 50 = Sugar Daddy, Creeper, and Pervert
50 - 60 = Sugar Daddy, and Dirty Old Man
60+ = Dirty Old Man
I think most women view most of us, regardless of age, as perverts and think we only have one thing on our minds, that is unless we have fat wallets and can provide lots of baubles and shiny things to them.
Of course it is up to your kids as to whether or not you can be considered that 'cool older dude' at the club or gig though.

I have the ability to not worry too much about it since I have three boys and no girls. God was nice to me for being a bad boy. He could have given me three girls and made my later life hell for all the fun I had as a Young Marine
 
#46
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">JSTARSZ,

? - 40 = Pervert
40 - 50 = Sugar Daddy, Creeper, and Pervert
50 - 60 = Sugar Daddy, and Dirty Old Man
60+ = Dirty Old Man
I think most women view most of us, regardless of age, as perverts and think we only have one thing on our minds, that is unless we have fat wallets and can provide lots of baubles and shiny things to them.</div></div>

I guess that holds true for most girls. Some girls just have a taste for older men though, depending. You're not ALL perverts. You most likely are and probably should be, as to not upset the balance of things. I can, however, think of one older gentleman (39) in particular who didn't strike me as a pervert, unfortunately. Long story short, he was (and still is) a <span style="font-weight: bold">total</span> DILF. But this was his major downfall, if I didn't answer his text that day (no matter the reason) or accidently forgot to return a call, he'd get extremely butthurt. Eventually, after his whining and complaining I was just like, "Ew, what are you trying to do? Date me?" lol So here's a tip to all you older guys...actually no, here's a tip to males in general, don't be over dramatic and clingy. I think I speak for most girls when I say this, we see vagina everyday, you don't need to act like one. Nut up or shut up.

Love,
Minx


(lol, I didn't intend this post to be a rant, but because I've already typed it all and it's got good advice I'm gonna leave it.)
 
#47
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">JSTARSZ,

? - 40 = Pervert
40 - 50 = Sugar Daddy, Creeper, and Pervert
50 - 60 = Sugar Daddy, and Dirty Old Man
60+ = Dirty Old Man
I think most women view most of us, regardless of age, as perverts and think we only have one thing on our minds, that is unless we have fat wallets and can provide lots of baubles and shiny things to them.</div></div>

I guess that holds true for most girls. Some girls just have a taste for older men though, depending. You're not ALL perverts. You most likely are and probably should be, as to not upset the balance of things. I can, however, think of one older gentleman (39) in particular who didn't strike me as a pervert, unfortunately. Long story short, he was (and still is) a <span style="font-weight: bold">total</span> DILF. But this was his major downfall, if I didn't answer his text that day (no matter the reason) or accidently forgot to return a call, he'd get extremely butthurt. Eventually, after his whining and complaining I was just like, "Ew, what are you trying to do? Date me?" lol So here's a tip to all you older guys...actually no, here's a tip to males in general, don't be over dramatic and clingy. I think I speak for most girls when I say this, we see vagina everyday, you don't need to act like one. Nut up or shut up.

Love,
Minx


(lol, I didn't intend this post to be a rant, but because I've already typed it all and it's got good advice I'm gonna leave it.) </div></div>

You just don't understand the frustrations of a 39 year old man trying to get into the pants of a 17 year old girl.

Imagine his perspective. His balls are all wrinkley and the last girl that slept with him had some kind of cheesey rash issue from the bar, and along comes some amazingly fresh trim. It's like water in a desert and he's just running towards you running and crying and screaming and then all of a sudden the water starts talking in a language he only barely understands, and he tries to drink it and tries and everytime it gets up to his lips it just evaporates and snickers

bwahahaha

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#48
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

Uh, nope. I think he just think he was the "romantic" type, I guess. Not that chicks don't like that, they definately do. I just didn't have time for it, lol. Oh, I guess I'm just a silly teen. Seriously, I should probably hook him up with my mom.
 
#49
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

Switchblade, you were lucky indeed. Having daughters always changes ones perspective of the "perv" curve as I like to call it. Like, when your daughter brings home a very nice looking friend. You can't look her up and down like a younger man would or you are now the creepy old dad. One thing you will get the privilege of seeing is when your son(s) bring home a very nice looking young lady. Again, fine line from cool Dad to creepy old dude - jus sayin...
 
#50
Re: Happy Birthday Minx

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

I think I speak for most girls when I say this, we see vagina everyday, you don't need to act like one. Nut up or shut up.
</div></div>
now, that was damn funny and quotable I might add.
 
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