Has This Not Been a Weird Day Here, Or Not? (Issues With Parents)

[Veer_G]

My crazy mother just confided her secret funeral wishes to my wife on a call to which I was not a party, which is a good thing, because I would have laughed myself to the point of pissing.

Pretty much, to whit:



Oh, and she wants fireworks from the middle of the pyre, too. Dunno about the pagan chorus croaking "Odin," though — supposedly, her beliefs are otherwise.

 

[tcole75]

That funeral sounds like a party

 

[Veer_G]

That funeral sounds like a party

Hey. Tucker has a pond, right?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Hey. Tucker has a pond, right?

Viking dugout, full of combustibles (and grandma), lit on fire and pushed out to the middle of Tucker's pond ? I'm thinking that's worth a bottle or two of Johnny Walker Black. Sounds epic. Hell, I'll even buy dinner for all.

 

[Veer_G]

Hey, I know, kids, let's make a documentary!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just use a bass boat with a,hobby horse head nailed to the bow.. Yeah, it will smell of fiberglass and ribs, but there will be much wailing. A good time for all. I can bring fireworks if Tucker has insuranve for his windows and stormdoors. And roof.

Tuckers pond it is!!

 

[P-Squared]

Hey, I know, kids, let's make a documentary!

Hey Veer,

I mean this in the nicest way, and I mean no disrespect, however, your mom seems like a party animal.

P2

 

[Bender]

Vikings do it better.

Just sayin

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Sirhr, you bring the "fireworks" and I'll bring the "pyrotechnics", deal?

Veer, we gotch'er back, Jack. What day do you plan for these festivities to begin? You good for weekend after next?

 

[Veer_G]

Sirhr, you bring the "fireworks" and I'll bring the "pyrotechnics", deal?

Veer, we gotch'er back, Jack. What day do you plan for these festivities to begin? You good for weekend after next?

That kind of depends on the guest of honor.

Are we gonna call this "Weekend at Tucker's"?

 

[Maggot]

I know you wont read this but your lucky to still have one (a mom) and one that has a sense of humor like that.

Since this is in jest, we could line the bottom of the John boat with C4 and send her directly to Valhalla and deepen
Tucker's pond all at once.

Ill bring a gallon of moonshine