There I was sitting in this bar staring at my drink when a
large trouble maker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig . "Well, whatcha' gonna do about that?" he says menacingly.
I just burst into tears.
"Oh, come on, man," he said, "I didn't think you'd cry. I
can't stand seeing a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete
failure in life. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park I found that my car had been
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in
the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up enough courage to end it
all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching
the poison slowly dissolve; and then you show up and drink
the whole damn lot!
"But Hell, that is enough about me, how are you doing?"
large trouble maker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig . "Well, whatcha' gonna do about that?" he says menacingly.
I just burst into tears.
"Oh, come on, man," he said, "I didn't think you'd cry. I
can't stand seeing a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete
failure in life. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park I found that my car had been
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in
the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up enough courage to end it
all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching
the poison slowly dissolve; and then you show up and drink
the whole damn lot!
"But Hell, that is enough about me, how are you doing?"
