Electric Razors, what do you use?

[TheBigCountry]

Well, it may not be the razor you're looking for. But, as an alternate contingency, your wife(assuming you have one) will LOVE it. Mine certainly does!

Wrong person

And I don’t have a wife

Nice try.

 

[ColinW]

Wrong person

And I don’t have a wife

Nice try.

 

[Defiantly_Not_Bender]

I've hadn't had much luck with electric razors up until that Braun. I still recall the two electrics I had previous to it. Immediately preceding it was one of those Norelco triple head deals that actually was rather smooth against the skin but took an comically large number of passes over the same spots to actually get all the hairs and I remember thinking countless times that the whole reason I had an electric razor was to make the process of scraping my face faster and I would have been better off just using a standard hand razor & shaving cream for both time & results. Anyway- the Norelco looked like one of these jobs...

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Before that one- I had a Remington something or another. That had its own unique set of issues. First off- I remember thinking that the engineers who designed it somehow managed to put a mini-lawnmower engine in it because it was loud as hell and would not only take the hair off your face but also the first layer of your epidermis and leave you with terrible razor burn. I've likely cut myself with that more times than with a straight razor, it was just an animal shredding anything it touched but I'll give it credit that it was at least fast & didn't require multiple passes over the same spot. Looked something like this...

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Of course I had spent good money on them (although I don't remember either of them being exactly expensive) so I dealt with their idiosyncrasies for as long as they lasted and (perhaps mercifully) I don't think I got much more than 2 years out of either of 'em before they crapped the bed. I had all but given up on electric razors until countless folks told me to spend the money on a good Braun and how much better the Brauns were and how they wouldn't use anything else.
That always stuck in my head but I stubbornly went back to wet shaving. That is up until Gillette had come out with the Fusion razors and I was trying to make every dollar stretch as far as I could and the local grocery store stopped carrying the "cheaper" Mach 3 heads in lieu of the more expensive Fusion and I wasn't having much luck or saving much money with the Shick or Bic disposables so that's where the Braun Series 7 entered my life and damn if that wasn't one of the best purchases I ever made.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Wrong person

And I don’t have a wife

Nice try.

How about we grab this comment for the record.

I for one am absolutely shocked, as I'm sure everyone else here is, that someone with your particular personality & charisma can't find even ONE woman that tolerates you in a world of literal billions (that's with a "B") of 'em. This must be the comment/surprise of the year here in the Pit @ SH.

I'm reminded of a quote from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in 1920 from his short story titled "Buy a clue you fucking idiot"... "Watson exhaustedly turned to Holmes and said 'this is a indicator Sherlock, how do you not see this?"

You either need Jesus or to pull your head out of your ass (or likely both) but buy a vowel and take a clue- you're on borrowed time and you can choose to dwell in despair or you can rise above it and chose the path of positivity. Hey- maybe you'll even find a lady that finds you tolerable.

The only question I have is whether you started sucking dick (and there's no shortage of who's dick you're sucking here in the Pit) before you were rejected by literally billions of women or if they started rejecting you because you decided to play butt buddies.

The more I think of it- I'm not even religious but I think you just might be needing Jesus. At least the christians will make an effort to tolerate your bitter ass.

-LD

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[ColinW]

How about we grab this comment for the record.

I for one am absolutely shocked, as I'm sure everyone else here is, that someone with your particular personality & charisma can't find even ONE woman that tolerates you in a world of literal billions (that's with a "B") of 'em. This must be the comment/surprise of the year here in the Pit @ SH.

I'm reminded of a quote from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in 1920 from his short story titled "Buy a clue you fucking idiot"... "Watson exhaustedly turned to Holmes and said 'this is a indicator Sherlock, how do you not see this?"

You either need Jesus or to pull your head out of your ass (or likely both) but buy a vowel and take a clue- you're on borrowed time and you can choose to dwell in despair or you can rise above it and chose the path of positivity. Hey- maybe you'll even find a lady that finds you tolerable.

The only question I have is whether you started sucking dick (and there's no shortage of who's dick you're sucking here in the Pit) before you were rejected by literally billions of women or if they started rejecting you because you decided to play butt buddies.

The more I think of it- I'm not even religious but I think you just might be needing Jesus. At least the christians will make an effort to tolerate your bitter ass.

-LD

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My boys.....Please!! Someone bring this @LuckyDuck damn fine American patriot his favorite beverage!

I couldn't have said it better m'self.

If my stupid ass, who can't even put a helmet on when absolutely necessary, can find a hot woman to call my own and share life with, I'm certain @TheBigCountry could if you tried. Don't waste time using your hands when you could have the touch of a woman, dude. You're only screwing yourself. Also.....Have faith in Jesus!! He is the ONLY way you can make it into eternal life after your last breath. They call Him Yahweh (inhale/exhale), the Breath and Light of Life for a reason. An unfathomable number of people wouldn't have willingly died for Him if His life was a lie.

 

[LuckyDuck]

My boys.....Please!! Someone bring this @LuckyDuck damn fine American patriot his favorite beverage!

I couldn't have said it better m'self.

If my stupid ass, who can't even put a helmet on when absolutely necessary, can find a hot woman to call my own and share life with, I'm certain @TheBigCountry could if you tried. Don't waste time using your hands when you could have the touch of a woman, dude. You're only screwing yourself. Also.....Have faith in Jesus!! He is the ONLY way you can make it into eternal life after your last breath. They call Him Yahweh (inhale/exhale), the Breath and Light of Life for a reason. An unfathomable number of people wouldn't have willingly died for Him if His life was a lie.

@TheBigCountry
@Bender
@Yasherka

A pox on them. There's 3 characters who bring nothing positive to the Hide or have anything positive to share on what they've accomplished in life- they're just characters who exist to play "vampire" and suck the positivity out of everyone else.

I for one am tired of their shit. I'm tired of the "flying monkeys" who swoop down on threads just to shit on them & not making threads of their own. Fuck 'em.

-LD

 

[LuckyDuck]

@Defiantly_Not_Bender come get your buddy

What a fucking turd- someone who brings nothing to the table other than shitting on otherwise valid discussions... And much to all of our surprise can't even hold one single lady to be interested in him and rather they suck other's cocks & shit on other threads here.

All that to say- you can fuck yourself @TheBigCountry with the largest firehose you've ever seen. And that's me being polite.

-LD