How many rolls of toilet paper have you gone through? (Peasants only, please)

[kl3309]

I'm at 2.5 rolls (also counting estimated usage of TP at work), just me at home though.

 

[diverdon]

I use a bidet seat when home so same as always Zero.

 

[kl3309]

I use a bidet seat when home so same as always Zero.

OK, hadn't thought of that, changed thread title.

 

[Driftr76]

I've been making it last by using both sides.

 

[Expert684]

I don't wipe!

 

[Mike Casselton]

None. But the cat is constantly pissed off at me

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

0!!! I took after the dog and just drag my ass across the carpet, wife ain't too happy.

 

[Maggot]

None. Im so pure and holy little angles come and take the shit away in the night.?

 

[ForgeValley]

One. A day.

 

[rtB]

I have so many now I set the rolls up at 100 yds and shoot through the hole for practice. If I pull a shot a bit, no big deal.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

I use a bidet seat when home so same as always Zero.

How many cans of foaming ball scrubber have you used to clean your junk?

 

[Mwalex]

At home - 2, at work - 13

 

[Driftr76]

If I get desperate, I've still got a ton of .308 bore patches and a Dewey rod. Just keep running them through till the patches come out clean.

 

[WB300]

Ran out of TP 2 weeks ago. Been using baby wipes. Not sure i can ever go back to TP now.

 

[Maser]

I actually don't use much toilet paper at all because I shit before I shower.

 

[TheGerman]

Baby wipe masterrace

 

[bab029]

I'm still working, so I just put off the my first cup of coffee until I am within five minutes of the gate.

 

[Lunchbox27]

I’m just holding it until this is over.

 

[Jscb1b]

32 sheets. The wife and daughter 32 rolls. A day.

 

[trob]

I use a bidet seat when home so same as always Zero.

Brondell Swash1000 for the win

 

[Darayavaus]

I’m just holding it until this is over.

I've been eating my emergency supply of 90's era MRE's.

so far I haven't felt the need to go to the bathroom

 

[goosed]

A few... but I've cut way back, honestly

 

[Sniperwannabee]

i just always used the garden hose.... cheap and effective. I should have bought stock in bidets

 

[Alabusa]

My shit is so hard it doesn't leave a mess. 1 sheet and done.

 

[Headquarterz]

Usually just shit at work. It equates to about an hour of overtime a week. Maybe a little more

 

[Headquarterz]

Now that I think about it. I get paid over 2 grand to shit

 

[Maser]

Now that I think about it. I get paid over 2 grand to shit

So you're in the scat porn business huh? Seems like a rather low pay.

 

[Headquarterz]

So you're in the scat porn business huh? Seems like a rather low pay.

Scat porn, no. Lol. But I like the sounds of it

 

[Doc68]

No need to wipe. Just turn your underwear inside out. Or cut the top off of a sock and use that.....done that on mission in Afghanistan.

 

[texastonk]

TP is widely available in my AO. All be it single ply and a 1.65 a roll. Good thing is baby wipes are stacked to the ceiling.

 

[acudaowner]

sort of never kept count but being tp rich its all good if only I had enough sence to be as prepared with other thing besides just toilet paper lol shit happens .

 

[Shooter McGavin]

All I was given were these

 

[ACK]

Wife is currently working from home (state worker), she uses ~1 roll every three days. Scheduled to work from home until June.

Just in case I ordered some 9" jumbo rolls from Staples. Rolls are truly "jumbo"