"I'm 28 I have a full time job leading urban kids (of all races)on nature hikes. I just write down shit they say."
http://www.ghettohikes.com/
http://www.ghettohikes.com/
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I don't think I could do that guy's job.
Some of those things they say would cause me to bust out laughing so hard that they would probably get pissed off, complain and I would be fired.
I don't know how he could not do the same.
Regards, FM
I don't think I could do that guy's job.
Some of those things they say would cause me to bust out laughing so hard that they would probably get pissed off, complain and I would be fired.
I don't know how he could not do the same.
Regards, FM
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
HAHAHA DAMN
Lots of good ones.
My favorite so far
"If Jackie T get stung by a snake who gonna suck out da poisons? That bitch smell like garbage water"
HAHAHA DAMN
Lots of good ones.
My favorite so far
"If Jackie T get stung by a snake who gonna suck out da poisons? That bitch smell like garbage water"
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Foul Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't think I could do that guy's job.
Some of those things they say would cause me to bust out laughing so hard that they would probably get pissed off, complain and I would be fired.
I don't know how he could not do the same.
Regards, FM </div></div>
+1 hell ya id never be able to keep from busting out laughing
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Foul Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't think I could do that guy's job.
Some of those things they say would cause me to bust out laughing so hard that they would probably get pissed off, complain and I would be fired.
I don't know how he could not do the same.
Regards, FM </div></div>
+1 hell ya id never be able to keep from busting out laughing
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
It's not just urban "kids"... At least there are still in learning mode.
You should hear some of the things adult tourist visitors to our little resort town ask:
"Those cows are so picturesque. Do you just rent them for the season? Or are they here all the time."
"What day to the leaves change color?"
"I have a sick raccoon in my Volvo and wondered if I should take it to the vet. I think we've bonded." (It was rabid...)
"Where can we go so my daughter can ride a moose? Is there an animal park here?"
They get worse....
When tourists ask what I do on my farm (it's non-working at this point), my response is: "We are the largest supplier of Milk Whitener in the Northeast." Which always results in a conversation in which I end up asking the rhetorical question: "You don't think it comes out of the cows that way? I mean... they're cows!" I can give a 20-minute treatise on the mining, processing, packaging, distribution and mixing of calcite-based refined, food-grade, mineral, non-hormone milk-whitener additive. Patent pending.
I mean, you don't think it comes out of the cows like that?
This is what we do with 11 months of winter and 1 month of bad sledding.
Cheers,
Sirhr
It's not just urban "kids"... At least there are still in learning mode.
You should hear some of the things adult tourist visitors to our little resort town ask:
"Those cows are so picturesque. Do you just rent them for the season? Or are they here all the time."
"What day to the leaves change color?"
"I have a sick raccoon in my Volvo and wondered if I should take it to the vet. I think we've bonded." (It was rabid...)
"Where can we go so my daughter can ride a moose? Is there an animal park here?"
They get worse....
When tourists ask what I do on my farm (it's non-working at this point), my response is: "We are the largest supplier of Milk Whitener in the Northeast." Which always results in a conversation in which I end up asking the rhetorical question: "You don't think it comes out of the cows that way? I mean... they're cows!" I can give a 20-minute treatise on the mining, processing, packaging, distribution and mixing of calcite-based refined, food-grade, mineral, non-hormone milk-whitener additive. Patent pending.
I mean, you don't think it comes out of the cows like that?
This is what we do with 11 months of winter and 1 month of bad sledding.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
Gal I knew used to work at the information desk in Yosemite, she told me it was almost on a daily basis she got the question, "so what time do you guys turn the waterfalls on/off?"
Gal I knew used to work at the information desk in Yosemite, she told me it was almost on a daily basis she got the question, "so what time do you guys turn the waterfalls on/off?"
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
“Ernesto know all about plants n’ fungi n’ shit, his mama work at Subway.”
I snorted coffee out of my nose.
“Ernesto know all about plants n’ fungi n’ shit, his mama work at Subway.”
I snorted coffee out of my nose.
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I follow this guy on twitter, some of my favorite from him:
"If me and Jévon find a treasures chest out here, we makin' the bus driver stop by the Coinstar. Cool?"
"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a snuggie full time."
"Mr Cody, you think I get in trouble if I shoot me one them extincted animals?"
"I'mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond's back... We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first."
I follow this guy on twitter, some of my favorite from him:
"If me and Jévon find a treasures chest out here, we makin' the bus driver stop by the Coinstar. Cool?"
"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a snuggie full time."
"Mr Cody, you think I get in trouble if I shoot me one them extincted animals?"
"I'mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond's back... We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first."
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
My two favorites so far...
(this one I had to read twice to understand it)
"Yo Mr. Cody, How many these mushrooms i gotta eat fo I super mario da fuck outta dis place?"
"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin bird feeders! Peanut butter pinecone craft time mothafucka!"
My two favorites so far...
(this one I had to read twice to understand it)
"Yo Mr. Cody, How many these mushrooms i gotta eat fo I super mario da fuck outta dis place?"
"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin bird feeders! Peanut butter pinecone craft time mothafucka!"
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
I am thoroughly pissed that there's no more of these!
I am thoroughly pissed that there's no more of these!
Re: http://www.ghettohikes.com Excerpts LOL.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sirhrmechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's not just urban "kids"... At least there are still in learning mode.
You should hear some of the things adult tourist visitors to our little resort town ask:
"Those cows are so picturesque. Do you just rent them for the season? Or are they here all the time."
"What day to the leaves change color?"
"I have a sick raccoon in my Volvo and wondered if I should take it to the vet. I think we've bonded." (It was rabid...)
"Where can we go so my daughter can ride a moose? Is there an animal park here?"
They get worse....
When tourists ask what I do on my farm (it's non-working at this point), my response is: "We are the largest supplier of Milk Whitener in the Northeast." Which always results in a conversation in which I end up asking the rhetorical question: "You don't think it comes out of the cows that way? I mean... they're cows!" I can give a 20-minute treatise on the mining, processing, packaging, distribution and mixing of calcite-based refined, food-grade, mineral, non-hormone milk-whitener additive. Patent pending.
I mean, you don't think it comes out of the cows like that?
This is what we do with 11 months of winter and 1 month of bad sledding.
Cheers,
Sirhr </div></div>
And one I heard while standing on the docks in Athens, Greece (from a fat American tourist woman)
"Whats wrong with these people? Why dont they speak english?"
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sirhrmechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's not just urban "kids"... At least there are still in learning mode.
You should hear some of the things adult tourist visitors to our little resort town ask:
"Those cows are so picturesque. Do you just rent them for the season? Or are they here all the time."
"What day to the leaves change color?"
"I have a sick raccoon in my Volvo and wondered if I should take it to the vet. I think we've bonded." (It was rabid...)
"Where can we go so my daughter can ride a moose? Is there an animal park here?"
They get worse....
When tourists ask what I do on my farm (it's non-working at this point), my response is: "We are the largest supplier of Milk Whitener in the Northeast." Which always results in a conversation in which I end up asking the rhetorical question: "You don't think it comes out of the cows that way? I mean... they're cows!" I can give a 20-minute treatise on the mining, processing, packaging, distribution and mixing of calcite-based refined, food-grade, mineral, non-hormone milk-whitener additive. Patent pending.
I mean, you don't think it comes out of the cows like that?
This is what we do with 11 months of winter and 1 month of bad sledding.
Cheers,
Sirhr </div></div>
And one I heard while standing on the docks in Athens, Greece (from a fat American tourist woman)
"Whats wrong with these people? Why dont they speak english?"
