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Maggie’s Hunting Trip

fx77

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    >> Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect hunting trip.
    >>
    >> Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot
    >> down and
    >> tells him he isn't going.
    >>
    >>
    >> Rob's friends are very, very upset that he can't go, but what can
    >> they do.
    >>
    >> Two days later the three arrive at their hunting camp only to
    >> find Rob
    >> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper
    >> cooking on
    >> the fire..
    >>
    >> "Dang, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
    >> letting
    >> you go?"
    >>
    >> "Well, I've been here since yesterday night. Yesterday evening I
    >> was sitting in
    >> my easy chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
    >> over my eyes
    >> and said 'guess who'?"
    >>
    >> I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
    >> through
    >> nightie. She took me by the hand and led me to our bedroom. The
    >> room was lit
    >> by two dozen candles and rose pedals had been spread all over the
    >> room.
    >>
    >> On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff
    >> her
    >> to the bed, which I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what
    >> ever you
    >> want."
    >>
    >> So, here I am.