I ain't buying this for a second.....

[HeavyAssault]

North Carolina co-pilot who jumped from plane upset about hard landing: NTSB

A copilot who jumped to his death from a small airplane in North Carolina last month was upset over damaging the craft’s landing gear during a failed runaway approach earlier in the day.

www.foxnews.com

If this kind of shit happened to pilots all the time we wouldn't have an airline industry.

 

[Carlos Danger]

We don't have much of an airline industry as it stands now.

 

[TXAZ]

He probably failed to renew his membership in the Hillary fan club.

 

[Im2bent]

Thats a serious work ethic. Samurai ain't got nothing on this guy.

This is the type of plane he was in so I guess he walked of the ram p and adios muchachos.

No that's not him.

 

[Arc Light]

I read that and thought no fucking way it went down like that, unless the dude was psychotic or on some serious drugs at the time. When I was flying I had a few ugly landings, but it never occurred to me to open the door and jump out.

 

[Keeper22]

Dang he got Epsteined

 

[candyx]

Can't you identify as lawn dart for a day without people judging you .....

 

[acudaowner]

wish politicians would follow this guys example .

 

[Maggot]

?Hey mom, theres a guy in the back yard"

 

[KZP]

I would be buy it if he was on drugs of some sort. Anti depressants, stop smoking pills etc.

 

[Aftermath]

I figure they were carrying contraband. The botched landing was going to lead to inspection. He went aft to dump said cargo and fucked up. The load landed in someones yard and they are going to use or sell the stuff themselves and keep their mouths shut.

 

[Im2bent]

I figure they were carrying contraband. The botched landing was going to lead to inspection. He went aft to dump said cargo and fucked up. The load landed in someones yard and they are going to use or sell the stuff themselves and keep their mouths shut.

But what they didn't know was the cartel had a tracking device in the bag, and now this faggot looking slimebag is chasing them with a silenced shotty......let's keep it going

 

[n2ishun]

But what they didn't know was the cartel had a tracking device in the bag, and now this faggot looking slimebag is chasing them with a silenced shotty......let's keep it going

Problem being the suppressed shotty could only fire a certain brand of 11 inch long black dildos available from a small shop in downtown Barranquilla Colombia.
And supplies were running short.

 

[NoDopes]

But, those are reloadable if you use the right lube.

 

[n2ishun]

Pfft, that lasted 1 post.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

But what they didn't know was the cartel had a tracking device in the bag, and now this faggot looking slimebag is chasing them with a silenced shotty......let's keep it going

Lol dude that hairdo was just.. amazing honestly. Id be terrified of a psycho serial killer-sicario if he had that nutjob bowl cut with a little bit of hippy/Beatles flair going on...

 

[EddieNFL]

North Carolina co-pilot who jumped from plane upset about hard landing: NTSB

A copilot who jumped to his death from a small airplane in North Carolina last month was upset over damaging the craft’s landing gear during a failed runaway approach earlier in the day.

www.foxnews.com

If this kind of shit happened to pilots all the time we wouldn't have an airline industry.

I dunno...I was on a flight to Spain once, seated next to a couple with two year old twins. About an hour over the Atlantic, I wanted to pop the emergency hatch and either jump or throw them out. (Yes, I know it's not possible if cabin is pressurized)

 

[HeavyAssault]

As a passenger..... ..sure who hasn't been at that point. But a pilot that decides to dip out after a bad landing attempt.....NO f-n way.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If I recall it right. They were crossing a lake and he was found in the neighborhood surrounding the lake. Maybe he figured that he would survive it with the water landing. Guess he didn't calculate the trajectory with the speed of the plane.
There's a cockpit to tower conversation between the remaining co pilot and the controller.

 

[fpgt72]

I read that and thought no fucking way it went down like that, unless the dude was psychotic or on some serious drugs at the time. When I was flying I had a few ugly landings, but it never occurred to me to open the door and jump out.

We all did, it is going to happen sometime or another. I miss flying, medical reasons. Getting old sucks.

 

[lightman]

When I was flying I had a few ugly landings, but it never occurred to me to open the door and jump out.

I'm another that had a few bad landings but jumping out never crossed my mind! There has to be more to this story.

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[roostercogburn98]

News here has been pretty tight lipped after the initial story broke. I’m about 30 minutes from where he bailed, maybe less.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Solved it.....

 

[Im2bent]

Solved it.....

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Apparently he didn't drink enough

 

[Carlos Danger]

Apparently he didn't drink enough

Just says it gives them to you, not how to use them.