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I blame corona virus and the shots

I was banging someone’s mom today, when some weirdo looked in the window...

That might be the post of the Millennium right there!
Outstanding!
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At 65 she still has friends of mine that hit on her. I could tell you the woes of growing up with a hot mom... most of yall probably wouldnt get it though lol. Good and bad, my friends my entire life have made these jokes... well not these jokes but sexual innuendos lol. I mean seriously, how many of your moms could beat cancer and get laid with rod stuarts hair cut? The woman is a beast. Yeah she got some dick, but she earned it lol.
Most of us already did!
 
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