I convinced my liberal sister to get guns about 4 weeks ago.

[Arc Light]

Now if you really want to impress us, let us know if you can convince her to stop watching that dude Rachel Maddow and reading the NY Times.

 

[candyx]

"Masturbation"

believe me I know.......

Urban Dictionary: Masterbation

Masterbation: Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping [the Wayne] Slapping the salami Whacking the wand Punishing...

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[BLEE]

If they get within a few hundred yards, they're in range!

She better be dead eye dick, with the pistol!

 

[pmclaine]

Urban Dictionary: Masterbation

Masterbation: Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping [the Wayne] Slapping the salami Whacking the wand Punishing...

www.urbandictionary.com

Thats Urban Dictionary.

IE for modern soyboys, rules dont count, reality doesnt matter, its about feelings, correctness has no place.

In other words its for those that out of necessity are Masters at MASTERbation.