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[HeavyAssault]

Florida skydiver tragically falls to his death, found deceased on residential lawn: police

The Titusville Police Department said that a skydiver was found deceased on a residential lawn Saturday afternoon. He was found wearing parachute attire.

www.foxnews.com

Check your LZ :

 

[Skunk]

 

[charbroiled]

Absolutely no signs of any rigging or a chute. Suicide or infarction post-open door departure?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Did they check his cellphone for dick picks of Michael?

 

[Bullfrog08]

What a great body disposal idea....

 

[ironman56]

Guys name wasn't Drew Thompson by chance , OH wait that was Harlan County Ky.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Human Lawn Darts champion

 

[Zolar]

Maybe Biden will give his family $4B

 

[Alphatreedog]

Maybe Biden will give his family $4B

Maybe there's a shortage of planes to blow up and the Clinton's just had em thrown out instead .

 

[6.5SH]

Did he identify as a turkey?

 

[softcock]

Absolutely no signs of any rigging or a chute. Suicide or infarction post-open door departure?

say's in article read .
..." The victim, who hasn't been identified by police, was wearing parachute attire and gear when he was found."

 

[gunsnjeeps]

Did he identify as a turkey?

A few weeks too early.