If youre fat, nobody likes you. Be less fat.
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Wjhen my step-grandfather got a bit of a gut later in life, he referred to it as his "monument to good living."
Grandma was a good cook. She could make Swiss Liver and Onions that I always liked.
But she had a sadist bent, too. She would make brussel sprouts. I did not like them. Over half a century later, I still do not like them.
Grandmas always know how to make the good stuff. An art lost in a lot of modern women.
My dad use to eat those for one reason and one reason only...to unleash a hellish stench from his ass.
One veg I did like and still like is asparagus. It makes my pee smell funny.
And yes, you do have to load up. Reminds me of a time at work where I had an stoppable train of periodic flatulence. Long story short, I put a hurt on people. Anyway, story for another thread. But I am legend.
I've only met one woman under the age of 40 who can cook. A buddy of mine's wife. Even simple shit like mac n cheese she makes it special.
Every other guy I know does most of the cooking.
Fat, ugly, unlovable femi-nazis have turned the amazing job of being a homemaker into a negative thing. Women who want to be homemakers are frowned upon by the “Hear me roar” establishment and actively vilified. Well, until something 50 lbs or heavier has to be lifted.
I expect the job of homemaker to be given its proper place in society again once a draft starts.
That poor couch. The guy made a choice to be there and oddly enough he appears to be happy about his shattered pelvis and two imploded femurs... I don't feel sorry for him. That couch on the other hand was given no choice and deserves none of what is happening here... Sad.
Yeah, I could weigh less. But, when I spend a few months in Europe for work and eat normally I magically lose 10-15 pounds over the course of three to four months.
The one true mystery of this fucking country is why the ever loving fuck do we dump corn syrup in every fucking food product from tomato soup, to bread, burgers, chips and I think they even dump that shit in canned fruit. America has the shittiest quality food on earth. Jesus fuck, Subway made rolls from yoga mat plastic for decades and it was perfectly legal. The only reason they stopped was a public outcry, the FDA thought feeding rubber bread to people was fine.
They are no shit talking about grinding up used wind turbine blades and using them in place of gelatine in fucking food to get rid of them since they fucking clog landfills. Who fucking thinks that is a great idea?
Fat chicks are nasty as fuck but they are still better than government science.
The one true mystery of this fucking country is why the ever loving fuck do we dump corn syrup in every fucking food product from tomato soup, to bread, burgers, chips and I think they even dump that shit in canned fruit. America has the shittiest quality food on earth. Jesus fuck, Subway made rolls from yoga mat plastic for decades and it was perfectly legal. The only reason they stopped was a public outcry, the FDA thought feeding rubber bread to people was fine.
They are no shit talking about grinding up used wind turbine blades and using them in place of gelatine in fucking food to get rid of them since they fucking clog landfills. Who fucking thinks that is a great idea?
Fat chicks are nasty as fuck but they are still better than government science.
Government science... Those two words are mutually exclusive.
That's like me in blackface. I kicked the hell outta anorexia
That was least of it. I did service work for McD for about 5 years. Every time a fat slab goes in rip the the toilets off the floor I had to fix it and it happens a lot often. Plus the toxic perservative coatings they putting on the frozen food to make it last long in the freezer. I once seen a heavy one come in and ordered 7 large diet cokes and a tripple cheeseburger and sat down on 2 chairs at a table. I got the hell out of their before I could laugh my ass off uncontrollably.
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