Maggie’s Immutable Laws--Add Yours

[eagleskier]

In any collection of data the numbers that are correct beyond a shadow of a doubt contain the errors.
Corollary one. Anyone that you ask will not find the errors.
Corollary two. Any nagging intruder will spot the error immediately.

 

[eagleskier]

The more inocuos a change appears to be, the more plans will have to be changed to accommodate it.

 

[eagleskier]

Never design something simply if a way can be found to make it wonderful and complex.

 

[eagleskier]

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I will have another drink.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.

 

[Marinevet1]

Well....."It ain't gonna suck it's self" ..............me and a bunch of these undesirable deplorables..........

 

[300winemag]

Sometimes you will find yourself in a situation where there is nothing you can do except fuck your way out of it.

Don’t drink cheap booze - they don’t run regular thru a race car do they...

Thanks Grampa!

 

[Rthur]

10mm sockets only partially exist in this Universe.

R

 

[Hookturnr]

If I am the one to do it, no matter how simple the task, it will become a clusterfuck due to some obscene circumstance.

 

[hankpac]

As soon as I pass three cars, and two big rigs, on a steep, winding two lane, someone (who shall remain nameless) will have to pee.

 

[remmynikon.308]

"man with hands in pockets is feeling cocky"
- Confucius