Iran you gonna lose some boats
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Dear Iranian Mullahs and Ayotollah's:
Just wanted to send you this short video, showing what a bunch of hillbillies with 8 lbs of off-the-shelf Tannerite 'playtime' bang-stuff and a deer rifle with a Tasco 4 x 9 scope can do to a boat that is probablhy representative of two thirds of your worthless camel-powered third-world Navy:
Now, keep in mind... this is what a bunch of folks from Arkansas with nothing but what they had in their 1972 Ford 350 Pickup truck at the time... and because they were bored.
And now, with Allah's help perhaps, do some math (you invented the zero, after all) and imagine what our entire %$#@ing Navy with the entire resources of our nation can do to you if we put our minds to it. Well, we've had enough of your crap. And we're putting our minds to it.
Don't believe us? Just ask the guy with the big ring and the penchant for exporting terror. .. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Thank you for your time and attention.
America (Fu@# Yeah!)
Just wanted to send you this short video, showing what a bunch of hillbillies with 8 lbs of off-the-shelf Tannerite 'playtime' bang-stuff and a deer rifle with a Tasco 4 x 9 scope can do to a boat that is probablhy representative of two thirds of your worthless camel-powered third-world Navy:
Now, keep in mind... this is what a bunch of folks from Arkansas with nothing but what they had in their 1972 Ford 350 Pickup truck at the time... and because they were bored.
And now, with Allah's help perhaps, do some math (you invented the zero, after all) and imagine what our entire %$#@ing Navy with the entire resources of our nation can do to you if we put our minds to it. Well, we've had enough of your crap. And we're putting our minds to it.
Don't believe us? Just ask the guy with the big ring and the penchant for exporting terror. .. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Thank you for your time and attention.
America (Fu@# Yeah!)
How do you shoot down a boat? Do you blow it up first?
I hope this is true! Its about time that we had a leader with balls!
Did the Iranians just launch a space ship? Did we just start a space force?
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you invented the zero, after all
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Fuckin' awesome mic drop post right there...
About fucking time. I hope they all have an ayatollah on a wake board in tow. Double points for scoring the shot.
The tweet, at least, is true. It was on the national news this morning.
It's "Squids", or if you prefer, "Swabby's" and/or "Pelican Rapers". Get it right dipshit.
PS: Fuck Iran
Pelican rapers?It's "Squids", or if you prefer, "Swabby's" and/or "Pelican Rapers". Get it right dipshit.
PS: Fuck Iran
I don’t want to know... must have been a Subic Bay thing....
sirhr
Video would of been much better if the hillbillies stayed on the boat when it blew up, wearing protection of course.
Because they were led by an incompetent pussy.
I don't know if the LT in command of that boat got told to surrender by higher command or if he decided to do so on his own. Either way, he's a shitstain who disgraced himself, dishonored the United States Navy, and worst of all dishonored the memory of sailors and officers who have fought to the death no matter the odds since 1776.
He could have been like this guy, but he pussed out
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I have always wondered what a Phalanx would look like in an anti personal role...
Serious question though; whats the exact ROE?
I mean, 'harassing' is broad and could be anything. If I could shoot you if I thought you were harassing us when we were pushing convoys up and down 76 we would have ran out of ammo every trip. One mans harassment is another mans 'Im too old for this shit'.
While Iran is a bunch of retards kicking a bear, whats the line to shoot them? I've seen pictures and video of their gay little boats driving right past and circling our ships but nothing actually ever happens from either side. While its retarded, again, nothing happens. It's a budget Cold War tactic we've been doing with the Russians since the 80s.
So at what point is there a green light? Distance? I just can't see someone blowing up one of these ships without a solid 'I was following exactly these orders' ROE because the first one to do it (even though they were cleared) will be on CNN for the next 2 weeks with a bunch of communists talking about war crimes and shit.
Without that, the only real strategy I can see here is that Trump is hoping the Iranians have figured out he isn't faggot fucking Obama and actually will do something if you keep acting like a bunch of dildos.
I mean, 'harassing' is broad and could be anything. If I could shoot you if I thought you were harassing us when we were pushing convoys up and down 76 we would have ran out of ammo every trip. One mans harassment is another mans 'Im too old for this shit'.
While Iran is a bunch of retards kicking a bear, whats the line to shoot them? I've seen pictures and video of their gay little boats driving right past and circling our ships but nothing actually ever happens from either side. While its retarded, again, nothing happens. It's a budget Cold War tactic we've been doing with the Russians since the 80s.
So at what point is there a green light? Distance? I just can't see someone blowing up one of these ships without a solid 'I was following exactly these orders' ROE because the first one to do it (even though they were cleared) will be on CNN for the next 2 weeks with a bunch of communists talking about war crimes and shit.
Without that, the only real strategy I can see here is that Trump is hoping the Iranians have figured out he isn't faggot fucking Obama and actually will do something if you keep acting like a bunch of dildos.
It's "Squids", or if you prefer, "Swabby's" and/or "Pelican Rapers". Get it right dipshit.
PS: Fuck Iran
Can they also be Puddle Pirates or is that just the Coasties?
If our ship is at Battle Stations and the Jihad fucker on the boat swings the muzzle of his gun to bear on a U.S. ship, one would think we would lite them up like a cheap cigar!
All you need to do is declare an exclusion zone of X yards around any US warship. Then wait for someone to violate it and not respond to warnings.
It can actually be that simple
Ya, that's definitely the Knee Deep Navy...........
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the tweet;
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
George S. Patton
And those are some poor dumb bastards in in those boats.
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
George S. Patton
And those are some poor dumb bastards in in those boats.
The boat stuck in the car is/was a Glastron CVX-20 with a 200hp Johnson V6...... owned one for a few years in the mid-80's. 22gph fuel consumption at full throttle, 24 gal bow mounted tank. Good for one evening of skiing. The recessed transom to bow was actually 18', the design cheated the 20' minimum requirement for optional 225hp motor. Great handling hull and 70 mph with stock pitch prop.
Back to the demolition of the Goat Fucker Navy........
And they sold a shat ton of those Glastron boats too. When I was skiing, I think every forht ski boat on the lake was a Glastron.
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