Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Yes or no? I feel bad for you if you are so unsure of your sexuality. There's no question there.
Yes or no? I feel bad for you if you are so unsure of your sexuality. There's no question there.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Double-edged</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yes or no? I feel bad for you if you are so unsure of your sexuality. There's no question there. </div></div>
Ha ha ha good one!
How about average or well above average.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Double-edged</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yes or no? I feel bad for you if you are so unsure of your sexuality. There's no question there. </div></div>
Ha ha ha good one!
How about average or well above average.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Oh jeez.....I don't know. Hmmmm Decisions decisions. I do think I saw a small mole, and she could stand to lose 3 or 4 ounces. ...but still, at my age my standards have lowered a bit. She's not completely unfortunate I suppose.
OF COURSE "YES" !!!! My god she's freaking hot!
Oh jeez.....I don't know. Hmmmm Decisions decisions. I do think I saw a small mole, and she could stand to lose 3 or 4 ounces. ...but still, at my age my standards have lowered a bit. She's not completely unfortunate I suppose.
OF COURSE "YES" !!!! My god she's freaking hot!
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Anyone that says no should get there man card pulled.
Anyone that says no should get there man card pulled.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
well above avg
well above avg
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
I agree shes a no doubter fo sho
I agree shes a no doubter fo sho
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Yes, but she needs to be on top and do some work.
Yes, but she needs to be on top and do some work.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Nom nom nom!
1911fan
Nom nom nom!
1911fan
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
I'd crawl through broken glass on my hands and knees just to masturbate in her shadow.
I'd crawl through broken glass on my hands and knees just to masturbate in her shadow.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
No. You don't stand a chance with her.
No. You don't stand a chance with her.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
doesn't matter, they're allllll nuts anyway. it's just the shell that's different.
just the monthly upkeep could buy some really nice toys that you get to keep. but i guess if you are going to get half of your stuff taken away......
nah, 30 years of genital warts isn't worth the 30 seconds of pleasure.
doesn't matter, they're allllll nuts anyway. it's just the shell that's different.
just the monthly upkeep could buy some really nice toys that you get to keep. but i guess if you are going to get half of your stuff taken away......
nah, 30 years of genital warts isn't worth the 30 seconds of pleasure.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
She's alright I guess, but I wouldn't go out of my way or anything.
She's alright I guess, but I wouldn't go out of my way or anything.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">doesn't matter, they're allllll nuts anyway. it's just the shell that's different.
just the monthly upkeep could buy some really nice toys that you get to keep. but i guess if you are going to get half of your stuff taken away......
nah, 30 years of genital warts isn't worth the 30 seconds of pleasure. </div></div>
Amen !!!!!!! Top Predator
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">doesn't matter, they're allllll nuts anyway. it's just the shell that's different.
just the monthly upkeep could buy some really nice toys that you get to keep. but i guess if you are going to get half of your stuff taken away......
nah, 30 years of genital warts isn't worth the 30 seconds of pleasure. </div></div>
Amen !!!!!!! Top Predator
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
her elbows are too pointy
her elbows are too pointy
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: guntard007</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No. You don't stand a chance with her. </div></div>
+1
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: guntard007</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No. You don't stand a chance with her. </div></div>
+1
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Pull the Man Card...
Pull the Man Card...
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Not as hot as my old lady, Palmela Handerson!!!
Not as hot as my old lady, Palmela Handerson!!!
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
ONLY NEED 1 PAPER BAG ON THAT ONE !
SO SHE CANT SEE MY UGLY MUG AS SHE'S GETTING POUNDED IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY PINTO.
SO SHE CANT SEE MY UGLY MUG AS SHE'S GETTING POUNDED IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY PINTO.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
dont matter how hot she is, there is always someone somewhere tired of putting up with her bullshit!!!
bet, hell yea, I'd hit that...
dont matter how hot she is, there is always someone somewhere tired of putting up with her bullshit!!!
bet, hell yea, I'd hit that...
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
I think some quotes are in order. (They might be a little off)
"If you seen one woman naked, you wanna see em all" -Ron White
"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."- Generation Kill
"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit" -Good Luck Chuck
I think some quotes are in order. (They might be a little off)
"If you seen one woman naked, you wanna see em all" -Ron White
"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."- Generation Kill
"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit" -Good Luck Chuck
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Prefer she didn't have that stupid navel ring but she's beautiful, yeah.
Prefer she didn't have that stupid navel ring but she's beautiful, yeah.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Enjoy the fruits before they go bad...
Enjoy the fruits before they go bad...
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
MAybe if I was drunk.....haha what type of damn question is this?
MAybe if I was drunk.....haha what type of damn question is this?
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
my wife says yes
my wife says yes
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Years ago, my grandfather told me that if it's got tits or tires, it's gonna give you problems.
He was a wise man.
Years ago, my grandfather told me that if it's got tits or tires, it's gonna give you problems.
He was a wise man.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Simply......yes.
Simply......yes.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
NO!
I would not throw her out of bed....
YES!
I would bang her like a storm door in a hurricane!
NO!
I would not throw her out of bed....
YES!
I would bang her like a storm door in a hurricane!
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Yea i would agree she does look good but only question is would she be worth all the trouble and BS you have to endure to get some.
Yea i would agree she does look good but only question is would she be worth all the trouble and BS you have to endure to get some.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Truth is she will cost you more money than you would spend on a new rifle,scope combo!
Will it be fun ? Hell yes !Is it worth the money?
Tell me after 1500 rnds. or 2 years of bitchin .
What ever comes first.
Truth is she will cost you more money than you would spend on a new rifle,scope combo!
Will it be fun ? Hell yes !Is it worth the money?
Tell me after 1500 rnds. or 2 years of bitchin .
What ever comes first.
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: desertrat1979</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think some quotes are in order. (They might be a little off)
"If you seen one woman naked, you wanna see em all" -Ron White
"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."- Generation Kill
"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit" -Good Luck Chuck </div></div>I can never seem to remember those. Good post
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: desertrat1979</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think some quotes are in order. (They might be a little off)
"If you seen one woman naked, you wanna see em all" -Ron White
"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."- Generation Kill
"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit" -Good Luck Chuck </div></div>I can never seem to remember those. Good post
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Though it's dated, and some here may have never seen a "field phone"...it bears repeating just for it's vintage nature..
"I'd string commo wire on my knees through a hundred yards of busted glass just to hear he fart in a field phone"
Though it's dated, and some here may have never seen a "field phone"...it bears repeating just for it's vintage nature..
"I'd string commo wire on my knees through a hundred yards of busted glass just to hear he fart in a field phone"
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
she'd do in a pinch
course...i'm always in a pinch
she'd do in a pinch
course...i'm always in a pinch
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
"Yes or no what? Are you broken? Yes, I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane... Since you wouldnt(otherwise you wouldn't be asking)
"Yes or no what? Are you broken? Yes, I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane... Since you wouldnt(otherwise you wouldn't be asking)
Re: Jessica...yes or no?
Oh my G.............LOL
Oh my G.............LOL
