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Maggie’s Jessie31, My New Hero!

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Beware of the Dildópony!
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Ever Wonder About People Who Fly Ridiculously Huge Flags on Cheap SUVs and the Women Who Are Attracted to Them?

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And Steal Bait from Kids?

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And Doesn't Know Her Limitations?

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And Drunkenly Dumpster-Dives Like a Raccoon With ADD?

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And Steals Scooters and Antagonizes All the Neighbors?

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And Doesn't Like Security Cameras and Fences?

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Oh, but there's even more!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWt...O0VqzDX4AX3eKg

I just wanna know which one of us lays claim to that as his old lady.
 
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I made it through 1-1/2 videos before I threw in the towel.
Too much like Jerry Springfield or Cheaters or you name it for me.

It does look like Arizona, so maybe Greg L can tell us who she's married to.

Come on Greg, tell us...
 
AZ? Yeah, those bare tomato stakes out front there are looking hopeful as hell. Besides, she'd strip the plants bare and then pester you for the mayonnaise and bread.
 
Here's Billie's Christian Mingle match...
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Here's Billie's Christian Mingle match...
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If DUI's are about keeping people safe, why did that guy need one? Were they afraid he would get it into rabbit and do some damage.
 
I've got an uncle that got a dui on a horse, and the horse wasn't even drinking.