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Maggie’s Joe and the 69

Switchblade

muf kin poser
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Minuteman
So Joe was having his Batchelor Party and the guys said he should give his new bride a 69 when they went on their honeymoon. Joe being not the brightest and a virgin didn't know what a 69 was. He asked his bro's so they took him to a hooker to get a 69. As Joe went down and started, the hooker let out a small fart. Joe lifted a second then went back at it. The hooker let out another one of the small notes and Joe stopped. "Fuck this! No way I can go through 67 more of these!"