Jose Canseco's New Year's Resolutions

[Early Cuyler]

This guy is a new level of batshit crazy. If anyone is working on a study about the effects of steroids on mental capacity, I think you can stop, haha.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/jos-cansecos-insane-new-years-resolutions

 

[Megahoser]

Re: Jose Canseco's New Year's Resolutions

Pure Awesome.

 

[DT1]

Re: Jose Canseco's New Year's Resolutions

What a whack job. Most of them sound like the resolutions of a Miss America contestant bimbo.

Can you just picture him and Shaq squaring off?