Just gonna leave this nugget here.....

[Threadcutter308]

It blows up like a fupa balloon until it explodes like a urine claymore, drenching everyone and everything within 100m with old beer and asparagus-smelling pee, then it's off to the ER to be stitched up until the next torrential golden downpour.

 

[bigbuckslayer3]

Everyday I see or read something more Fucked up than the last!
It's like some kind if sick contest !

 

[ignortbuttrainable]

bottom line got cut off which kinda ruins the spirit of the post. duh.

genZ … i can’t believe i cut my dick off.

 

[Ronws]

And now we have read of the real life "dickless wonder."