Let’s buy Greenland!

[sirhrmechanic]

Trump has expressed serious interest in buying Greenland: report

The Wall Street Journal reports Trump has asked his advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, an autonomous Danish territory, during "meetings, dinners, and passing conversations."

www.foxnews.com

Bet it has more resources than Alaska! And Denmark needs the money!

Maybe we could all get together on SH and put in an offer? Think of the muskox hunting and the seal-clubbing adventures we could monetize?

Well call it the Greenland New Deal!

Make Greenland Great Again!!!!

I want Greenland!!!!

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Lapuapalooza]

First thing we would need to do is embroidery up some green hats, or would they need to be made of ice.... crap, I always get those two islands confused.

Would this purchase be considered spreading freedom, or just a capitalist merger? ?

 

[FS1]

Great Idea we call it Deploristan. All citizens are require to own a FA AR pattern rifle. Social Security will be 5000 rd's a month from the Gov.

 

[MtnCreek]

Iceland has hot women. Buy Iceland.

 

[johnnycat]

Can we trade Puerto Rico for Greenland?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Can we trade Puerto Rico for Greenland?

????
You’re kidding right? You know that is actually the opposite of deficit spending, right?

 

[remmynikon.308]

Im with MtnCreek, greenland looks too much like Ohio from sept-march

 

[johnnycat]

????
You’re kidding right? You know that is actually the opposite of deficit spending, right?

The Danes could use some sunshine, the Puerto Ricans could use some good ole Northern European socialism. Win-win! Think we could talk them into taking AOC in the bargain?

 

[EM92wx]

TRUMPLAND

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Glad to see everyone's onboard!

Maybe we should just make Denmark an offer it can't refuse?



Failing that, let's just go take it! It'll be like putting the band back together!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[SilentStalkr]

Perhaps he is planning on shipping all the crazy leftists there?

 

[ReneM]

Sorry too burst your bubble but we dont need the money and the US is plenty in debt

 

[P-Squared]

Did you say seal clubbing? I'm in.

 

[FS1]

Even swap, California for Greenland.

 

[ReneM]

Even swap, California for Greenland.

Hell no we plnty socialism here in denmark allready

 

[acudaowner]

maybe you would take california if we threw in new york as a two for one deal ? please and a pretty please . its the natural way to get rid of trash so throw in ocd and the other dims the world will be greener for it .

 

[Maggot]

Lets do a trade for Columbia instead. Greenland is too effen cold. Columbia on the other hand has hot women, great beaches, and warm all year.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Lets do a trade for Columbia instead. Greenland is too effen cold. Columbia on the other hand has hot women, great beaches, and warm all year.

And a big pharmaceutical industry!

Cheers, sirhr

 

[Yasherka]

I'm in if we want to do a SH group buy. We could make some awesome ranges there

 

[Waorani]

Are there still planes sitting on Greenland under ice or has global warming thawed them all out?

 

[Veer_G]

Did you say seal clubbing? I'm in.

 

[Maggot]

And a big pharmaceutical industry!

Cheers, sirhr

Yeah, it might put the CIA out of business...LOL.

 

[clcustom1911]

And a big pharmaceutical industry!

Cheers, sirhr

Lawful or unlawful?

 

[Fig]

The last time we did a deal with Denmark we totally fucked them. We bought the Virgin Islands for $25M ($515M in todays dollars).

Trump will have Greenland for a few jars of herring.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Sorry too burst your bubble, but we don't need the money, -and the US is plenty in debt.

You need the money for spelling and punctuation lessons.

I guess that free education didn't work out very well for you.

If we traded PR for that hunk of ice, our debt would plummet.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

...And the fooood...; to die for from...

 

[Centuriator]

The media in its anti-Trump frenzy has no knowledge of American history.

Anyone ever hear of Seward's Folly?

U.S. purchase of Alaska ridiculed as "Seward's Folly” | March 30, 1867 | HISTORY

U.S. Secretary of State William H. Seward signs a treaty with Russia for the purchase of Alaska for $7 million. Despi...

www.history.com

 

[Niles Coyote]

It would be a slick spot to install some nuclear powered missiles...

 

[W54/XM-388]

Or another great deal we got on some land when folks selling it needed cash badly:

Louisiana Purchase - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Personally, I would give the Indians back Manhattan for the Dutch $24 they paid for it... would make New York an instant Red State!

Sirhr

 

[Redmanss]

I’d rather we bring freedom to the territories we already own by letting them all be fully sovereign nations. We’re a republic, not an empire.

 

[buffalowinter]

Even swap, California for Greenland.

Thow in New York to sweeten the deal.

 

[ReneM]

You need the money for spelling and punctuation lessons.

I guess that free education didn't work out very well for you.

If we traded PR for that hunk of ice, our debt would plummet.

Report back when you have learned danish at the same level as my english then we can talk spelling and punctuation .
And nothing is ever free we are taxed too hell and back here in Denmark

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ And stop picking on the Danes. I've been there a bunch of times and I love Denmark!

Jutland museum is one of the best small military museums anywhere and the Danish Coast is amazing! Great people, great pastries, great place to motorcycle! Even some wicked good beaches... with lots of old bunkers to explore.

It's why Greenland would be such a good purchase! Improve our hard-working, pillaging Viking DNA massively!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[oneshot86]

HELL YA

 

[Mike Casselton]

Report back when you have learned danish at the same level as my english then we can talk spelling and punctuation .
And nothing is ever free we are taxed too hell and back here in Denmark

Well, Veer has been slacking in his scholarly duties, so I thought someone should step in.
Nothing personal, just busting your balls a little.

BTW,
I am fluent in Danish.
Pastries that is, not your language.

I have a hard enough time understanding Spanish speaking folk, Danish would be tough.

 

[uffduh]

Personally, I would give the Indians back Manhattan for the Dutch $24 they paid for it... would make New York an instant Red State!

Sirhr

Red card!!! Reported for being racist. OOWOOOWOOWOOO!!!!!

Now give that man a ceegar

 

[Nik H]

Trump has expressed serious interest in buying Greenland: report

The Wall Street Journal reports Trump has asked his advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, an autonomous Danish territory, during "meetings, dinners, and passing conversations."

www.foxnews.com

Bet it has more resources than Alaska! And Denmark needs the money!

Maybe we could all get together on SH and put in an offer? Think of the muskox hunting and the seal-clubbing adventures we could monetize?

Well call it the Greenland New Deal!

Make Greenland Great Again!!!!

I want Greenland!!!!

Cheers, Sirhr

Spent a weeeee bit of time in Thule....ugh...let's do it

 

[Soulezoo]

Lets do a trade for Columbia instead. Greenland is too effen cold. Columbia on the other hand has hot women, great beaches, and warm all year.

Those Coloumbian women would eat you up and spit you out. Trust.

 

[Soulezoo]

Spent a weeeee bit of time in Thule....ugh...let's do it

Hey me too! On a -141!
I wasn't the one with the lav (shitter) problem though.

Thule made Goose Bay seem like the Caribbean

 

[abn31c]

No need to buy, just aquire to protect from the chicoms who are surely watching.

 

[uffduh]

Denmark can prepay their contribution to NATO by turning over the title.

 

[Maggot]

Those Coloumbian women would eat you up and spit you out. Trust.

Id prefer they swallow.

I know a couple. Tough but nice underneath the tough.

 

[Dirty D]

Lawful or unlawful?

Yes

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Trump.... trolling!!

 

[Nik H]

Hey me too! On a -141!
I wasn't the one with the lav (shitter) problem though.

Thule made Goose Bay seem like the Caribbean

I worked at the BMEWS site when I was with Raytheon...Supervised the installation of a new T/R module that I designed to improve the RADAR's capability

 

[Centuriator]

Fact:

Greenland is mostly covered by ice.
Iceland is not.

 

[Kir]

Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders not to the Danes. Not necessary to deal with Denmark. Greenland has their own government and and it would be up to them if they wanted to sell. Why should they though? They could make their own deals to have their own country ravished, pillaged and destroyed by developers and don't need donald and his ilk to reap in the profits. The G'landers could do it all by themselves. Good ideas though...Trade Kommiefornia and New York for Greenland (just the populations of course).

 

[MtnCreek]

The only thing the Greenlanders are going to do it chew on some seal jerky. You are right about not having to deal with Denmark though. Their opposition would start and end with complaining at the un.

 

[fx77]

I think Trump thought he was in the boardroom and just threw out an idea..unfortunately the press went insane