Subject: Best Little Johnnie joke ever;
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see
the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad
had a talk with him and explained that the baby
had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the spanking of his
life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a
beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the
Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be
shit-out-of-luck if he needed glasses'
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see
the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad
had a talk with him and explained that the baby
had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the spanking of his
life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a
beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the
Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be
shit-out-of-luck if he needed glasses'
