Maggie’s Looks Like Frank Joined the Nog Wars on Twitter/X

[168BTHPM]

It's too bad @Lowlight joined the Nog Wars on the wrong side. A cup of eggnog with spiced rum is good, he will never know the joy.

 

[JoshPutman]

I like egg nog, but that's fucking awesome!

 

[akmike47]

It’s just aggressively okay

 

[TheHorta]

MEGA! Make Eggnog Great Again!

Bailey’s Irish Cream new marketing slogan.

Imma jeenus.

 

[chevy_man]

He's right.

Egg nog is disgusting, tastes horrible, and is a waste of good liquor.

I'm not even a fan of rum, but I feel bad for all of it that gets wasted in the snotty disgusting drink.

 

[MO Fugga]

MEGA! Make Eggnog Great Again!

Bailey’s Irish Cream new marketing slogan.

Imma jeenus.

Carolans > Baileys

 

[Maser]

Fuck eggnog! It's just pancake batter and brandy. Or cognac if you're feeling fancy.

 

[Im2bent]

He's right.

Egg nog is disgusting, tastes horrible, and is a waste of good liquor.

I'm not even a fan of rum, but I feel bad for all of it that gets wasted in the snotty disgusting drink.

 

[wvfarrier]

Egg nog and pumpkin spice are the devils work

 

[MarshallDodge]

I'm with Frank.

When I was a kid I liked it but then I grew up

 

[TheHorta]

I loved Chef Boy-Ar-Dee when I was a kid.

 

[Kickin45]

What action is Frank using in that rifle?

 

[akmike47]

I loved Chef Boy-Ar-Dee when I was a kid.

Is that how you got free ravioli?

 

[Maser]

I loved Chef Boy-Ar-Dee when I was a kid.

Spaghetti-Os with franks FTW!

 

[akmike47]

What action is Frank using in that rifle?

The finest temu has to offer

 

[DIBBS]

Next, @Lowlight needs to shoot a Dinty Moore Stew Can

 

[MarshallDodge]

Next, @Lowlight needs to shoot a Dinty Moore Stew Can

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At 1 mile

 

[diggler1833]

Every year I have to remind everyone:

Egg nog = elf cum.

 

[Baron23]

I love egg nog w a good bourbon. Pour the bourbon into a glass and then throw that nasty egg nog shit in the trash.

Wonderful drink.

 

[TheHorta]

Egg Nog haters are MIL shooting Commies.

Prove me wrong.

 

[Maser]

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I heard that he enjoyed it with his fruit-cake.

 

[lash]

I heard that he enjoyed it with his fruit-cake.

That’s true!!

 

[MarshallDodge]

Egg Nog haters are MIL shooting Commies.

Prove me wrong.

Post #18 already did

 

[Ronws]

Depends on what you do with it. My step-grandfather had a drink that he put in with egg nog. 1 part Southern Comfort, 2 parts Sloe Gin, 2 parts Sweet Vermouth. Mix and then mix with rum. I was 18 and visiting with him and my grandmother I had two of those. After the first one, I gave them my car keys and dozed off on the couch.

 

[akmike47]

Every year I have to remind everyone:

Egg nog = elf cum.

Explains why it’s all over your shirt

 

[168BTHPM]

Every year I have to remind everyone:

Egg nog = elf cum.

That's not true or @akmike47 would buy everything the stores have.

 

[diggler1833]

Explains why it’s all over your shirt

Joke's on you bish,

I wear blouses...

 

[168BTHPM]

Explains why it’s all over the back of your shirt

FIFY

 

[akmike47]

Egg Nog haters are MIL shooting Commies.

Prove me wrong.

Look into this mirror

 

[akmike47]

Joke's on you bish,

I wear blouses...

Sorry I’ll cum on your blouse next time sir/maam

 

[akmike47]

That's not true or @akmike47 would buy everything the stores have.

How else would I sell it to y’all at a premium?

 

[hlee]

Egg nog is gross.

I Could get down on some Beefaroni.

 

[akmike47]

Egg nog is gross.

I Could get down on some Beefaroni.

Sounds like an Italian porn star

 

[Slash0311]

I'm okay blowing eggnog away, but if it were Hawaiian Pizza with pineapple, punches would be thrown...

 

[dustingaunder]

Egg nog and southern comfort is a pretty good combo.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

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Don’t drink this man’s nog. The secret is he stirs it with his dick and don’t make the same mistake as @Dirty D and say “yes” when he asks if you want to lick the spoon.

 

[diggler1833]

Sorry I’ll cum on your blouse next time sir/maam

Bullshit, you need three Viagra, some adult diaper porn, and a pineapple up your ass just to get aroused to the point where your pee-pee sticks out further than your Bob Ross bush.

Ain't no way my supple sweet cheeks - that look like Scarlett Johansson's face cheeks - do anything for you.

 

[168BTHPM]

Don’t drink this man’s nog. The secret is he stirs it with his dick and don’t make the same mistake as @Dirty D and say “yes” when he asks if you want to lick the spoon.

Just to clarify for @akmike47 stirring implies a circular motion, not an in and out motion.

 

[akmike47]

Bullshit, you need three Viagra, some adult diaper porn, and a pineapple up your ass just to get aroused to the point where your pee-pee sticks out further than your Bob Ross bush.

Ain't no way my supple sweet cheeks - that look like Scarlett Johansson's face cheeks - do anything for you.

I’m not maser, just read random assembly instructions in Scarlett Johansson voice and I’ll be fine…my little supple sweet cheeked flower

 

[akmike47]

I'm okay blowing eggnog away, but if it were Hawaiian Pizza with pineapple, punches would be thrown...

Right in your fruity breathed mouth

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[akmike47]

@diggler1833 “flower”

 

[hlee]

It’s worse…

 

[Maser]

I'm okay blowing eggnog away, but if it were Hawaiian Pizza with pineapple, punches would be thrown...

Speaking of pineapples, a pina colada is a real cocktail!