If you build a man a fire you can keep him warm for a few hours, if you set a man on fire you can keep him warm for the rest of his life.
- Thread starter Don-n-Texas
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Those who hesitate masterbate...
Sort of like telling your wife "if God had wanted you to make this decision you would have been born with a penis"?
smooth is fast and fast is smooth...
suns out guns out...
Putting a wedding ring on a woman is like pulling the string on a life raft.
hit it and quit it
railing ruts and nailing sluts
if it smells like fish, give me a dish...
if it smells like cologne, leave it a lone...
if it smells like cologne, leave it a lone...
I am out like a boner in sweatpants.
hump it and dump it
use it and lose it
He who laughs last thinks slowest
There is no "I" in team. But there are three "U's" in Shut the Fu*k Up
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHahaHaha!!!!!!
Big dicks in midget chicks..lmao
he who smelt it dealt it
Shit, if I knew it was going to be this kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Don't sweat the petty shit, pet the sweaty shit.
Either Way you Vote the Government Gets In,
Cows are smarter than Women they can walk up to their Tits in water without gettin their Ass Wet,
If you see someone without a Smile give em yours ( Dolly Parton )
Cows are smarter than Women they can walk up to their Tits in water without gettin their Ass Wet,
If you see someone without a Smile give em yours ( Dolly Parton )
Don't pet a burning dog
If they did'nt have a hole between their legs they'd have a Bounty on their Head
He who denied it supplied it.
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Guest
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To say you were disillusioned is to admit that it was all an illusion.
Never trust an Atom, they make up everything.
Don't do the crime if you're not filthy stinking rich
if her lips are loose, put her in one of those "over the door" slings. she'll tighten up like she was 16 again.
Like a sore dick, you just cant beat it...
...Just don't get too complicated, Eddie:
When a man gets too complicated, he's unhappy.
And when he's unhappy, his luck runs out.
("The Blue Dahlia",1946)
you've honored now one among the most talented worldwide Authors from the past century:
the movie's screenwriter was nothing less than Raymond Chandler_
(I agree with you, of course...)
the movie's screenwriter was nothing less than Raymond Chandler_
(I agree with you, of course...)
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Wilecoyote, If we lived by such Quotations I'm sure the world would be a better place and Quotes like that does help to stay focussed as it says Ya Know Life ain't that Bad,
John
John
"His" was the generation that has lived the WWII war-times : for the good or for the bad, something they MUST have learned...
(by the way, inside the movie, the quoted words are addressed as the finest form of deadly menace I've ever heared)
(by the way, inside the movie, the quoted words are addressed as the finest form of deadly menace I've ever heared)
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Yep People from that era are much easier to get along with.
John
John
If at first you dont succeed.....Fu*k that shit.
I've heard it like this, "If at first you don't succeed, cover any traces that you tried."
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
Remember, the field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.
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