Meanwhile, once again in Florida

[Mike Casselton]

Three lovely Pasco County "ladies" try and get a little sunshine in their lives.

Naked women ‘air drying’ at Florida rest stop tried running over trooper, cops say

Naked Florida women at a Pasco County I-75 rest area said they showered and were “air drying,” then led police on a chase, tried to run over a trooper, and were tasered and arrested, highway patrol said.

www.thestate.com

BTW, it was reported they were still nekkid during the arrest.

 

[FS1]

This just pisses me off. I have lived in Fl for 46 years and I never get to see naked air drying women at the rest stops. That is just so wrong.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

No, the ladies were just playing 'hard to get'...

The troopers should have promised them full access to their personal bank accounts, a Jaguar in the garage, and expensive dresses / makeup / wines every week. The women would come right to them. No need for high speed chases.

 

[oneshot86]

This just pisses me off. I have lived in Fl for 46 years and I never get to see naked air drying women at the rest stops. That is just so wrong.

you are prolly better off you didnt, i cant imagine she was a beauty queen

 

[Mwalex]

Wow, if a man approached a cop with a metal bat his ass would have been dead. Based on the names I guess these are more pillars of the community trying to protect themselves from the mean old popo.

 

[Loonhunter]

Talk about a ‘dream call’ going to shit.....
Starts out 3 nude teens air drying and applying sun tan lotion to
a pursuit that ends violently.

 

[ChadL]

Why does it seem all the weird shit happens in Florida?

 

[Wulf]

Why does it seem all the weird shit happens in Florida?

Flocka. Flocka is the answer

 

[lash]

Why does it seem all the weird shit happens in Florida?

We like to keep life interesting. Besides, if it wasn’t for Florida Man entertainment, you guys would be posting about knitting, needlepoint and other fun activities you New Englanders do. ?

 

[Alderleet]

Teenage girls decide to get naked and lotion up at a truck stop, and some killjoy reported it.
Dafuq

 

[ChadL]

We like to keep life interesting. Besides, if it wasn’t for Florida Man entertainment, you guys would be posting about knitting, needlepoint and other fun activities you New Englanders do. ?

Well thanks for the entertainment.........BTW....Lincoln, NE.....is Lincoln Nebraska.....not Lincoln New England

 

[lash]

Well thanks for the entertainment.........BTW....Lincoln, NE.....is Lincoln Nebraska.....not Lincoln New England

Yeah, I realized that after I posted, but left it there for further Florida Man entertainment.

Nebraska, Newbraska, New Boston, New England...meh, they all sound the same to me.

 

[powdahound76]

Lincoln is a tad busy and surrounded by beautiful country!

As for nutjobs, FL seems to have its share. We have a quite a few in CO as well, filling a lot of political offices.......

The rest are just stoned.

 

[Northfl]

Mike, this aint far from you. Why does all the good shit happen near the I4 corridor. We dont such shit as that up here.

 

[jakelly]

Who’s birthday is April 8th?

 

[W54/XM-388]

Why did the caretaker call the police?
Something like enjoy the view and keep cleaning
Or just plain live & let live.

 

[Nik H]

Don't they have topless donut places in FL?

 

[lash]

I like my donuts with tops.

 

[Nik H]

I like my donuts with tops.

If you had gone to this donut shop, you may have changed your mind

 

[lash]

Entirely possible.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Why does it seem all the weird shit happens in Florida?

Because all those damn Yankees move here and the heat drives their crazy asses even crazier...

 

[Mike Casselton]

Mike, this aint far from you. Why does all the good shit happen near the I4 corridor. We dont such shit as that up here.

My guess is they were returning from the magic kingdom and thought the lotin was princess cream or pixie dust.

Second guess is a very, very late return from spring break and they didn't get laid. (Did you see the pics of them? Eeewww!!)
Maybe they thought they could play lot lizard.

 

[Northfl]

Didnt see any pics but i find it hard to believe they couldnt get laid on spring break. ( if i was only younger and single and drunk )

 

[Mike Casselton]

Sorry John,
You asked for it.

 

[Northfl]

mike, you sir are an asshole!!! Not enough eye bleach on the planet. I have never ever in my life been that drunk. And i have been pretty drunk on quite a few occasions. Well maybe the one in the middle. Nevermind. I am now about 9 deep in a 12 pack. Went fishing today

 

[Alderleet]

Sorry John,
You asked for it.

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Oh, no wonder they decided that a violent altercation with officers was a genius move.

 

[Mike Casselton]

mike, you sir are an asshole!!! Not enough eye bleach on the planet. I have never ever in my life been that drunk. And i have been pretty drunk on quite a few occasions. Well maybe the one in the middle. Nevermind. I am now about 9 deep in a 12 pack. Went fishing today

Well, thank you sir. It takes work.
Now, about that one in the middle.
It needs makeup, lots of makeup.
Just remember the before and after pictures you've seen that take a dog and turn her into a goddess.
It's sorcery I tell ya, sorcery, and it ain't right.

 

[Maser]

Why does it seem all the weird shit happens in Florida?

You know you're in for a treat whenever there's a news article that starts off with "A Florida Man........"

 

[camotoe]

Nope. No thanks. Nada