Maggie’s Monica Lewinsky

[shooter65]

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror...remembering the time with Bill Clinton...


Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...


'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...



And just like that...her ears fell off!

 

[lazy21]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

lol

 

[netranger6]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

Ha. That was a good one.

 

[ArmaHeavy]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

LMAO.

 

[1911fan]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

I think she turned 40 last year. Makes me feel old- I remember when she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees.


1911fan

 

[JCH]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think she turned 40 last year. Makes me feel old- I remember when she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees.


1911fan</div></div>

made me chuckle

 

[fcordrey]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911fan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think she turned 40 last year. Makes me feel old- I remember when she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees.


1911fan</div></div>

That was good.

 

[30/50]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

Does this mean Bills gonna need to learn sign language?

 

[aussiem1a]

Re: Monica Lewinsky

she will always be hot