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Maggie’s Morning Sex

BAT_Boy

critter_bill
Full Member
Minuteman
Sep 1, 2005
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Williamston, SC
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 
Re: Morning Sex

Whenever my boss has aggrivated me with some new stupid ass policy, I like to find him the next morning when he's having coffee. I put on a big shit eating grin and ask "isn't morning sex just the best thing ever?"

I really enjoy his look of disgust as he storms back to his office.

That was my only thought when I read this subject line.
 
Re: Morning Sex

that was brilliant
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