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Maggie’s Motivational/Funny Stuff Thread

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Here's an example of the sort of picture this thread should have, as per the OP.

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If you want to look at soft-core gay porn and naked midgets, you do not have any sort of right or privilege to do it here, sir.

If such is your desire, I might suggest being less public about it unless you do not mind being known as the guy who wants to look at soft-core gay porn and naked midgets.

But if you enjoy looking at soft-core gay porn and naked midgets, there are outlets for that other than here.

You're wanting me to tolerate what amounts to the sort of depravity I am trying to extricate my mind from, and I am sure many people who would love to frequent this thread agree.

You, sir, want me to tolerate what I consider evil, and in effect, have no recourse away from that which is offensive to many.

As G.K. Chesterton said, "Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions."

I have convictions, and I do not force them on others. I have not asked for the other thread to be shut down. But what you suggest, though it personally offends me, is to ignore the very sort of organic growth in the "joke" section through the initiative of an individual who responded to a communal niche.

As the moral impetus to recognize this very obvious fact dictates the smooth running of the forum, and the clarity of its facets, and the contribution of people in whatever regard, we can see plainly the microcosmic repetition of a very typical human pattern: the toleration of evil; it has destroyed nations and lives alike. It has reduced mankind, habitually, to destruction of self. It's also what the Founding Fathers sought to keep from happening via instituting a system in which the people had the power to change things, but through a system. Unfortunately the codification of that system was flawed in its philosophical background.

You are promoting a sort of anarchistic moral structure, where morality is subject to man's interpretation, be it collective or individual, where the lowest standard rules. Aim high, bro.

Even the French degenerate himself, Voltaire, who was openly sexually attracted to his niece, stated that, "All sects differ, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same because it comes from God."

Niccolo Machiavelli said, "Because just as good morals, if they are to be maintained, have need of laws, so the laws, if they are to be observed, have need of good morals."

Thomas Jefferson stated, "Is it less dishonest to do what is wrong because it is not expressly prohibited by written law? Let us hope our moral principles are not yet in that stage of degeneracy."

Philosopher Immanuel Kant reveals the reason of this nation's unhappiness, and why we think we deserve what we do not: "Morality is not really the doctrine of how to make ourselves happy but of how we are to be worthy of happiness."
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redacted</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: battle-scarred</div><div class="ubbcode-body">honestly, you suck. </div></div>

I thought battle-scarred was talking to the guy who posted the big Hooters he bitch, she man, womammal or whatever that thing is on the heavy duty-makeshift stripper pole up there. I could be wrong though.</div></div>

While his reply appeared after that photo, I made my comment, which he quoted a 2 posts later, 17 May 2012 at 20:20 hours. He made his first reply on 21 May 2012 at 00:59 and his second at 09:09. This is 4 days after I made my comment, and yet, his message read as in reply to me, when I was a page back, and not on the page with the fat Hooters woman. All things considered, he replied to me.

 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CS1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
But if you enjoy looking at soft-core gay porn and naked midgets, there are outlets for that other than here.

You're wanting me to tolerate what amounts to the sort of depravity I am trying to extricate my mind from, and I am sure many people who would love to frequent this thread agree.

You, sir, want me to tolerate what I consider evil, and in effect, have no recourse away from that which is offensive to many.
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Actually, I greatly enjoy looking at hard-core porn and yet I would still prefer that when I want to read or share funny stuff I can go to the funny stuff thread and when I'm ready to bring my Randy Johnson out of the bullpen I can go look at porn sites. Theoretically we're all adults and as such I would hope that most of us have seen, and with luck handled, the hardware by now. This isn't freshmen year of high school where passing around your father's faded March 1996 copy of Playboy makes you the cool one anymore. None of us are impressed that you would be willing to show her your special purpose. You don't need to try and convince us that you like girls, because honestly we don't care. Take your sexual insecurities and go cry in the shower after sex the way God intended, the rest of us would rather not have to deal with them.
 
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This isn't "Let me write dissertation about my morals" thread either. Quit pontificating and start posting funny images. The time you two were humping the keyboard you could have posted a dozen pics.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This isn't "Let me write dissertation about my morals" thread either. Quit pontificating and start posting funny images. The time you two were humping the keyboard you could have posted a dozen pics. </div></div>

Shank, put some gas in here, it kills me, the other one, they are to busy drawing dongs on chicks. Get it going my friend.
 
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<span style="font-weight: bold">Don't bring a girl to a NBA game. She'll get bored.</span>
 
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The zombies are coming!!!!!!


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: daybreak1199</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Douche Bags
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: km71107</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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He's got some explaining to do.....
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Used? Not interested. There's nothing quite like that new cow smell, you know?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: normbal</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: km71107</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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He's got some explaining to do.....
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Used? Not interested. There's nothing quite like that new cow smell, you know? </div></div>

Agreed. Especially on luxery car seats.
 
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Gents,

Help me out here - WTF's the guys (term used loosly) with the hair gel, plucked eye brows and orange spray on tan all about??

Are they for real or just *ucking about??

Never in all my days have I seen anything like it - and I've been a few places?

English (aka terry)
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">google "douchebag".... </div></div>


Fixed it for ya
 
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Thanks gents for the pointers.

Consider myself now educated, pretty sad bunch of *ankers really
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Brgds Terry
 
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haha I saw a billboard the other day for a jewelry company, just had a huge diamond ring and the words, "Aphrodisiac, anyone?"