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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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When I was in the Navy I wanted to get a tat. My wife didn’t want me to get one, but she finally relented but said the first one had to be for her. After that I could get whatever I wanted. Sounded great till she said she wanted a Rams head tattoo on the head of my pecker. Once I did that I was free to get whatever I want. Proudly stating that I am still tat free.
 
When I was in the Navy I wanted to get a tat. My wife didn’t want me to get one, but she finally relented but said the first one had to be for her. After that I could get whatever I wanted. Sounded great till she said she wanted a Rams head tattoo on the head of my pecker. Once I did that I was free to get whatever I want. Proudly stating that I am still tat free.

WOW!! My wife kind of made me the same deal. Id had to get "Chatahoochie Bar and Grill, Tallahassee Florida " on mine but I wasnt sure what put on the last 3 to 4 inches...
 
Knowing your luck, the tatoo artist would have dropped the jewelers loop they were using to get all of that on the first inch....


Knowing my luck the tatoo artist would trip and bury the tip of the propane sidewalk deicer he was using to get through the forest down there right in my dick hole.

WOW!! My wife kind of made me the same deal. Id had to get "Chatahoochie Bar and Grill, Tallahassee Florida " on mine but I wasnt sure what put on the last 3 to 4 inches...
 
A friend that I used to mine with always said he had "Shorty" tattooed on his dick. When he got excited it read " For fine food and entertainment eat at Shortys Bar and Grill, 68014 South Broadway, Chatanooga, Tennessee 37412. Please call ahead for reservations.

Don't know if it was really true.

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
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Two Montana men learned the hard way this month that committing stolen valor in an attempt get preferential treatment in the judicial system does not pay.


Fox News reports:


Two Montana men who wrongly claimed to be military veterans while trying to get more favorable sentences were ordered to prison last week — and neither inmate will be eligible for parole until they complete an assignment that includes hand-writing the names of all Americans killed in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Ryan Morris, 28, and Troy Nelson, 33, both claimed they were veterans as part of an effort to get their cases moved to a Veterans Court to receive lesser sentences.

The two were sentenced Friday in Cascade County Court. Morris got 10 years in prison for violating the terms of his probation for felony burglary, while Nelson got five years on a drug possession conviction. Judge Greg Pinski suspended three years of each defendant’s sentence.

Before either can be eligible for parole, however, Pinski ordered them both to handwrite the names of the 6,756 Americans killed in Iraq and Afghanistan; to write out the obituaries of the 40 Montanans killed in Iraq and Afghanistan; and send hand-written letters of apology to several veterans groups, making sure to identify themselves as having lied about military service to receive help and possibly a lesser sentence through a Veterans Court.

Per KRTV, “Pinski made Morris and Nelson watch a video of a stolen valor suspect being confronted by a member of the armed forces.” And the way Morris and Nelson have to identify themselves as lying about military service is to a wear placards with the following statement printed on them:


Both men must wear a sign at the Montana Veterans Memorial during each Memorial Day and Veterans Day ceremony while they are under court supervision; the signs will read: I AM A LIAR. I AM NOT A VETERAN. I STOLE VALOR. I DISHONORED ALL VETERANS.

They also will each have to complete 441 hours of community service, which is one hour for each Montanan KIA since the Korean war.