Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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For over one and a half thousand pages, it has been the subtle blend of hilarious memes, uplifting moments, history lessons, car chases, beatdowns, cat videos (somehow) and TnA that has made this the single greatest thread on the internet.

If you are too old, too gay, or too holier than thou to enjoy a beautiful pair of ski jumpers or a perpetually bouncing ass that one can stare at for minutes, then for shit sake scroll down and stfu.

You've obviously never been in a major airport with ONE FUCKING BAR of reception...................Or, some shithole hotel with same number of bars.

I'm not oblivious as to where to find tits, ass and pink vids/pics. Having to wade through that shit on the Hide with close to zero reception sucks balls.

I'm with J on this one. Tits/Tats/cameltoe is a major PITA when one is looking for something useful in the gun world.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

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[Jefe's Dope]

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Bike Week? Started Friday. Looks like old downtown Daytona on Beach St.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Garvey]

When I was working EMS we handled so many outbreaks I can't even remember them all. Ask people what they did for the SARS or the H1N1... They look at you like you speaking another language. The only thing different about this one is the MSM and the democrats want to tie it to Trump. That's it and that's all. Oh yeah if your a CEO who's business model had your supply chain anchored in a third world country, you might want to rethink that. It will cost a little more but real Country's like the US have to pay for a health care system that doesn't involve a which doctor dancing around a fire with a voodoo doll and a dead chicken. Your work force will be healthy and on time. Seems like all the Clinton,Bush, and Obama trade deals weren't as good for business as they said.

Preach!

I'm 22 years in Fire/EMS. Last week this bullshit was brought up at C.E. Pretty much all the old hands said "same shit, different day".

 

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Muricans........Hoo Rah !

 

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Click it.....

 

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[Sieg]

The same CDC that funded gun ban "research" and now tells you to "wash your hands"…

CDC Admits In Federal Court They Have No Evidence “Vaccines Don’t Cause Autism”

CDC Admits in Federal Court It Has No Evidence ‘Vaccines Don’t Cause Autism’ - LewRockwell LewRockwell.com

www.lewrockwell.com

As someone with a child born in 1998 that is Autistic and suffers from Crohn's disease diagnosed between age 7-10..... you won't hear any arguments from me. I'm pretty much convinced vaccines and antibiotics were the causes.

 

[168BTHPM]

For over one and a half thousand pages, it has been the subtle blend of hilarious memes, uplifting moments, history lessons, car chases, beatdowns, cat videos (somehow) and TnA that has made this the single greatest thread on the internet.

If you are too old, too gay, or too holier than thou to enjoy a beautiful pair of ski jumpers or a perpetually bouncing ass that one can stare at for minutes, then for shit sake scroll down and stfu.

Being too old doesn't have anything to do with getting tired of T&A, it just means you have to touch and smell it before getting excited.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[Longshot231]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[2ndamendfan]

As someone with a child born in 1998 that is Autistic and suffers from Crohn's disease diagnose between age 7-10..... you won't hear any arguments from me. I'm pretty much convinced vaccines and antibiotics were the causes.

You just have a bunch, or you have any proof?

Current studies are leaning towards autism being genetic.

As for Crohn's and antibiotics, I dont doubt that. Antibiotics do a lot of good, but I am not sure prior to 1995 anyone even understood that "good" bacteria could exist. Antibiotics do not discriminate they kill everything.

Which can wreak havoc on your guts.

 

[2ndamendfan]

All I want to know is this.

Did the guy who's wife installed the Net Nanny get all the man boobs censored. If so, I might have to sign the fuck up.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

The ultimate prepper

 

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[1J04]

For over one and a half thousand pages, it has been the subtle blend of hilarious memes, uplifting moments, history lessons, car chases, beatdowns, cat videos (somehow) and TnA that has made this the single greatest thread on the internet.

If you are too old, too gay, or too holier than thou to enjoy a beautiful pair of ski jumpers or a perpetually bouncing ass that one can stare at for minutes, then for shit sake scroll down and stfu.

Geez, don't be so mean and surly. If you don't get it, you don't get it. It's not your fault. If it needs to be explained, as has partially, you're good. You're a Noob, and possibly a Goat/Sheep/Neighbors Stray Dog Fucker. I dunno. How could I know? BUT, I'm a pretty darn good judge of character. And I think you have carnal knowledge:

Carnal knowledge is sexual intercourse between a male and female in which there is a degree of penetration of the woman's vagina by the man's penis. It is a necessary legal element of rape, child molestation, or consensual sexual relations with a female below the age of consent ("statutory rape").

with animals. But again, I dunno what I dunno........

 

[hermosabeach]

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[Bullfrog08]

You've obviously never been in a major airport with ONE FUCKING BAR of reception...................Or, some shithole hotel with same number of bars.

I'm not oblivious as to where to find tits, ass and pink vids/pics. Having to wade through that shit on the Hide with close to zero reception sucks balls.

I'm with J on this one. Tits/Tats/cameltoe is a major PITA when one is looking for something useful in the gun world.

You come to the motivational picture thread for something useful related to guns? Do you go to the barber to buy your groceries?

 

[Bullfrog08]

Geez, don't be so mean and surly. If you don't get it, you don't get it. It's not your fault. If it needs to be explained, as has partially, you're good. You're a Noob, and possibly a Goat/Sheep/Neighbors Stray Dog Fucker. I dunno. How could I know? BUT, I'm a pretty darn good judge of character. And I think you have carnal knowledge:

Carnal knowledge is sexual intercourse between a male and female in which there is a degree of penetration of the woman's vagina by the man's penis. It is a necessary legal element of rape, child molestation, or consensual sexual relations with a female below the age of consent ("statutory rape").

with animals. But again, I dunno what I dunno........

So one that disagrees with your morales/view is characterized "by good judgement" as a goat fucker? I question your claim.

 

[hermosabeach]

anyone on Dial up, DSL or 1 bar?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Jscb1b]

Y'all are a bunch of whinny assed bitches. Carry on!

 

[BAMCIS]

Now for some different

 

[1J04]

You come to the motivational picture thread for something useful related to guns? Do you go to the barber to buy your groceries?

Dude. It is Dude, right? I see the handle, @Bullfrog08 , and am some what perplexed. But maybe not. Call me crazy, but the 1st thing I thought of was instead of stuffing Gerbils up your ass, you chose Bullfrogs. Again, whom am I to judge your charcter. Butt 8? That's fucking AWESOME.

Now please. Get a clue. We're tired of hand feeding you gravely disabled idiots with the common sense that escapes you.......

 

[QuickNDirty]

You come to the motivational picture thread for something useful related to guns? Do you go to the barber to buy your groceries?

Seriously... Who even is that guy??!! Sounds like one of them West coast Yanks.

 

[Mooncake]

Geez, don't be so mean and surly. If you don't get it, you don't get it. It's not your fault. If it needs to be explained, as has partially, you're good. You're a Noob, and possibly a Goat/Sheep/Neighbors Stray Dog Fucker. I dunno. How could I know? BUT, I'm a pretty darn good judge of character. And I think you have carnal knowledge:

Carnal knowledge is sexual intercourse between a male and female in which there is a degree of penetration of the woman's vagina by the man's penis. It is a necessary legal element of rape, child molestation, or consensual sexual relations with a female below the age of consent ("statutory rape").

with animals. But again, I dunno what I dunno........

Ah, buddy, I wouldn’t call your sister an animal, per se. That’s just mean spirited.

 

[1J04]

Seriously... Who even is that guy??!! Sounds like one of them West coast Yanks.

Owie. In this case, and this case ONLY, I must submit, and admit. You're right. Damn you !!

 

[1J04]

Ah, buddy, I wouldn’t call your sister an animal, per se. That’s just mean spirited.

Do you and Maser fuck? Because I think you and Maser fuck............

Now look. It's getting late. Your Dad is getting drunk and frisky, and you've got better things to do......

Go do them !!!

 

[Mooncake]

Poor Maser. He’s minding his own business, fapping to some anime tentacle porn, and you have to go and drag him into your homophobic fantasies?

 

[168BTHPM]

Hey you guys go get a room and work things out or I am going to have to start posting saggy tits and ask @Dirty D for some help. I may even break into my extra special fap bank and drop some stuff that may violate the Geneva convention.

 

[Stevo86]

Can’t we all just get along? Without the saggy titties and man boobs?

 

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[DuneBoer]

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Curious but is this a furuncular myiasis of the breast caused by the larvae of the Tumbu fly? It is fairly rare and only described one time in any English literature.

 

[Stevo86]

Curious but is this a furuncular myiasis of the breast caused by the larvae of the Tumbu fly? It is fairly rare and only described one Tim in any English literature.

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U r a dirty bastard

 

[sgtlmj]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[QuickNDirty]

No sad titties in the mpt!

 

[168BTHPM]

Curious but is this a furuncular myiasis of the breast caused by the larvae of the Tumbu fly? It is fairly rare and only described one time in any English literature.

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That looks more like Mangoworms from The Gambia.

 

[Dirty D]

Sirhr is still mad

 

[Sieg]

U r a dirty bastard

FACT! ?