Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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When the snake you said wouldn’t bite you bites you. Rest in peace you legend (Press unmute) | uberHumor.com
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I remember an episode he did in Africa. He was holding some long, slender exotic snake when it latched onto his arm. He had a surprised look on his face and they cut to a commercial. When they returned, he had a reference book out and said something like, "Oh, good. It's not venomous." As I recall, he was never bitten by a venomous snake.
I guess the single malt just ain't gettin' the job done, huh?
Its battery acid and a wire brush. And they'll do it if your ink even RESEMBLES theirs. HA is as much a business, and a damn good one, as it is a club. Those images are copywritten and they own them. Anyone who thinks differently can guess how I know
Well, I'll be damned. A meme on the internet thats 100% factual....
**AND COMPLETELY CORROBORATED BY A 2013 NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE**
A Mayoral Hopeful Now, de Blasio Was Once a Young Leftist (Published 2013)
As a fresh-faced activist, Bill de Blasio was influenced by a socialist movement in Nicaragua that strengthened his view that government should protect and enhance the lives of the poor.
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I’ve posted this somewhere before
If you think weed is good or evil it doesn’t matter.
From the AAA, Currently there is no “breathalyzer” for accurate field sobriety.
Because the chemicals stay in you body for several days after the effects wear off the only way to test is “walking the line”
You could smoke your brains out on Sunday be fine on Monday and drive a car
Or you could smoke right before work and drive a car, the cops and DA unequivocally can’t tell
...when someone gets into a accident are they under the influence or is it just a accident.
There is a HUGE difference for alcohol in the eyes of the law, as well as public opinion.
My ammo stash is up over 350% and out performing my annuities by triple.
You're still a virgin if you haven't been with a Russian chick!
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Looks like the girl who owns those slutty coffe places in seattle, but idk. She ought to see how many I could hang....
....three
Does a 6’2” “skinny thick” polish girl count?
Well I got an article15 because the scratches in my back were bleeding bad enough to be sent to sick call. They were discovered during pt because my t-shirt was all bloody. I got a week of "extra duty"
It's retro time, baby. When dames were dames, not social justice warriors.
Need a separate one for Texas
Fuck that whinny little bitch Rudolph! If he wanted to play games, he should have put in the effort like the others! Commie xmas story!
They misspelled Anne Frank
How big was "her" Adams apple?
Who the fuck is Anne Frank?
She kept a diary that a few people have read.
I sincerely hope you're joking.
I think it’s the exact opposite....
a true american story.
Underdog that got kicked around
Found himself and “manned” up
Came back and not only did his old bullies have to kiss his ass
Santa had to beg for his help
Improvise, adapt, overcome
If I were "rudolph"...I woulda made them all suck my dick first...
Jesus fucking Christ guys...it’s a quote from clerks 2.... thus the hashtag and the YT clip.
Helen Keller instead of Anne Frank is literally the joke.
You uncultured swine.
Never mind, I don't wanna know.
She was a deaf mute who invented the typewriter.
Her dick looked and tasted an aweful lot like a pussy.
I'm closer to 7' than 6' so I sought out tall women for a while , I've dated a couple over 6'. It's nice to feel "normal" most have been about 5'.
Wish I still had pics of her, you would high-five the shit out of me.
