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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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If I hadnt gotten it she might have gotten mad... but she also might get mad because "you bought me a sewing machine for Christmas".... It also could get filed in the virtual rolodex under "remember that year you bought me a sewing machine for Christmas you fucking fuck"...
Mine said that she would like a nice vacuum cleaner. I may well be stupid, but not a stupid sucker.
 
...all enemies, foreign and domestic...

“Now comes New York City mayor Bill de Blasio, a favorite among “progressive” Democrats whom New York Democratic voters easily nominated for a second term on Tuesday, to explain to a friendly interviewer that the obstacle to economic progress is private property:

What’s been hardest is the way our legal system is structured to favor private property. I think people all over this city, of every background, would like to have the city government be able to determine which building goes where, how high it will be, who gets to live in it, what the rent will be. I think there’s a socialistic impulse, which I hear every day, in every kind of community, that they would like things to be planned in accordance to their needs. And I would, too. Unfortunately, what stands in the way of that is hundreds of years of history that have elevated property rights and wealth to the point that that’s the reality that calls the tune on a lot of development….
Look, if I had my druthers, the city government would determine every single plot of land, how development would proceed. And there would be very stringent requirements around income levels and rents. That’s a world I’d love to see, and I think what we have, in this city at least, are people who would love to have the New Deal back, on one level. They’d love to have a very, very powerful government, including a federal government, involved in directly addressing their day-to-day reality.”
 
I think it might be a strategy that goes like ‘if I ask for that he will know that he had to get jewelry to complement it or face years of abuse...’
Kinda like those jewelry sellers that show up at gun shows. 😂
My wife appreciated the rare times I went to gun shows. Sometimes she would get a piece of jewelry and sometimes a nice lady’s pocket knife. Both of which she appreciated. They’ve been such zoos the past few years, that I don’t feel like wasting my time there now.
 
Didn’t really answer any questions did he?

Paaaaalease.

Like everybody else they’re trying to fill their contracts... Plus make enough ammo for the general market…

Let alone the fact that the last smelter of lead in the United States was shut down by the left and we now rely on it coming in from overseas, which is probably affected by all the other bullshit going on right now to.

If uncle Sam and local municipalities are also attempting to stock pile of crap, how would that be a surprise?

I’m sure Chinese and Russian trolls will do everything they can to try to cause people to freak the fuck out and believe in some conspiracy.
 
I think it might be a strategy that goes like ‘if I ask for that he will know that he had to get jewelry to complement it or face years of abuse...’
Kinda like those jewelry sellers that show up at gun shows. 😂
I bought a vacuum for the cleaning lady at work and kept the box. My wife bought a bunch of joke boxes a few years ago and thought they were super funny.
 
...all enemies, foreign and domestic...

Any day he wants to redistribute his wealth and salary on a weekly basis to the less fortunate, then we will see how sincere he is. When his bank account is at zero then ill listen
 
My wife appreciated the rare times I went to gun shows. Sometimes she would get a piece of jewelry and sometimes a nice lady’s pocket knife. Both of which she appreciated. They’ve been such zoos the past few years, that I don’t feel like wasting my time there now.

I bought my Wife a fake Rolex at one of our shows. When I gave it to Her she ask me if I was crazy. I said " well yeah but I love you baby"! Then She ask what it cost and I held up my hand displaying 5 fingers. She said I was worse than crazy then! I finally told her it was fake and cost $5. It looked good and the thing lasted forever. Go figure!!!
 

COWBOY LOGIC

There's a great American hero, we all look up to
When the times are hard and the chips are down
He knows just what to do
Now a cowboy's got a set of rules that he lives by day to day
If you ask for his advice, he'll more than likely say

If it's a fence, mend it, if it's a dollar bill, spend it
Before it burns a hole down in them jeans
If it's a load, truck it, if it's a punch, duck it
If she's a lady, treat her like a queen

That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
He's got a simple solution to just about anything

If it's a job, do it, put your back in to it
'Cause a little bit of dirt's gonna wash off in the rain
If it's a horse, ride it, if it hurts, hide it
Dust yourself off and get back on again

That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
He's got a simple solution to just about anything

An old cowboy and a young buckaroo were workin', ridin' fence
The old hand was testin' the kid on his skill and common sense
He said, "Son, if you seen three men in a pick-up truck
Dressed alike from boot to hat
Could you tell which one was the real cowboy just from where he sat?"

The kid scratched his head awhile and then he said
"Well, there ain't no way to know"
The old hand grinned and then he said
"Kid, you've still got a ways to go

The real cowboy's the one in the middle
He ain't there just by fate
'Cause first he don't have to drive
And then he don't have to mess with the gate"

That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
He's got a simple solution to just about anything
He's got a simple solution to just about anything

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Here’s an idea for a companion gift...
I bought my wife a $30,000 screened porch for christmas.... and all I got was the invoice from the contractor .....:confused: