Damn that’s where all the primers are...
|Top Ten Country & Western Songs About Women.|
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly
Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm
Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable without You It’s like You're
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and
I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed
My Ass All Day.