Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[sirhrmechanic]

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

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Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Guest]

Cheers,

Sirhr

Ahhh, number 6.

Reminds me of when I worked in a corporate setting.
The production supervisor had just finished a 10 minute diatribe about how last night's numbers weren't met, because of the constant equipment failures and the inabilities of the mechanics to keep the machines running.
Frank, the usually soft-spoken and mild-mannered head of Maintenance, stood up, walked all the way around the table of a dozen supervisors, and gingerly placed a quarter in front her.

"What is that for?!", she shrieked.
"I want you to take that quarter and go out into the world, and see if you can find one single ignorant motherfucker who gives a flying fuck what you think, because he ain't in this room!"

I bought Frank's lunch that day.

 

[Mustafa]

Cheers,

Sirhr

So actually, this is wrong. The Chinese meaning is "illicit sexual relations" "evil" or "treacherous" The Japanese is "fucking"

Don't believe me? GTS! Copy and paste into Google translate!

姦

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So actually, this is wrong. The Chinese meaning is "illicit sexual relations" "evil" or "treacherous" The Japanese is "fucking"

Don't believe me? GTS! Copy and paste into Google translate!

姦

I won't disagree with you Mustafa! But I will argue that the above translation is funnier ;-)

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

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someone's been on reddit...

 

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Scientists have used advanced computing technologies
to approximate what John Candy would look like today,
based on changes in culture, medicine, and diet in the US since his death in 1994.

John Candy 20 Years After His Death

 

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[Maggot]

Tucker, Im tellin ya if you want to be loved and appreciated around Maggie's you need to post more of this:

And less of this.

 

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I think those with more than two or three active brain cells, and those whose hands don't constantly smell like their own dicks, do appreciate me.

I don't want any of these motherfuckers to love me.

 

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How does this picture motivate you? <BTW I have no idea what it is>

 

[Jefe~]

Amen!

 

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