Maggie’s  Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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    If she can suck the chrome off of that hitch you’ve got a keeper.

    So I saw Honeysuckle Rose in the theater, and when Willie Nelson said "She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch", I thought he said "suck the scum" and I went into total WTF mode. I mean, I never go to the Democratic National Convention, where that kind of shit goes on.

    A random thought just occurred to me...

    What would each of us do if we're scrolling the MPT, minding our own business, just ignorant bliss. Then you look at a picture and say, " that's my sister!" or "thats my WIFE" or the ever dreaded "THAT'S MY MOM!"

    It could happen (one was close enough, I looked twice because I thought it could have been my sister-in-law)

    Well, not sis or mom or wife, but a lady I've met, been there. I went full WTF mode.
     

    Beefmanne

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    powdahound76

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    What’s her number?
    Appears to have all her teeth, no visible Looney Tunes ink, no cigarette visible, and doesnt live in a trailer. Plus, kinda skinny for you bro.

    Or you setting her up with one of yer high class buds. Like a guy in boxers and a wife beater drinking miller lite and watching youtube vids of crazy logging cuts?
     

    akmike47

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    This MILF looks like she needs a new Instagram follower. Anyone have a name? TinEye struck out.
    Wifeys world.

    Some of the videos are hilarious when she puts on a wig and it's magically her sister.
     

    akmike47

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    "lol you and all the other 11 guys that thumbed up don't get this one...hahahaha Anything you want to tell us?"

    You sure got us.....you seem to be the expert on him/her.

    You're like the real life Cartman putting butters dick in your mouth and calling him gay

    If that's a dude congrats on the sweet tits 🤙🏼
     
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    RUTGERS95

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    "lol you and all the other 11 guys that thumbed up don't get this one...hahahaha Anything you want to tell us?"

    You sure got us.....you seem to be the expert on him/her.

    You're like the real life Cartman putting butters dick in your mouth and calling him gay

    If that's a dude congrats on the sweet tits 🤙🏼
    uh oh, a little sensitive here are we? something you want to let us know about; perhaps you smoke poles in the off time?

    dude, there is very few people on the planet who doesn't know he's swinging a pecker beneath that dress. That Thing is like the RuPaul in the porn world
     
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    RUTGERS95

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    Apparently it's a dude but considering you knew that without having to do a Google image search.. perhaps you're the one with something to share?
    lol, see above post. someone knew 'wifey' but not the trans. too funny.

    you gotta be careful in today's world, that $hit is out there
     

    powdahound76

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    lash

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    uh oh, a little sensitive here are we? something you want to let us know about; perhaps you smoke poles in the off time?

    dude, there is very few people on the planet who doesn't know he's swinging a pecker beneath that dress. That Thing is like the RuPaul in the porn world
    It might surprise you that everyone doesn’t hang out in the porn world all of the time.
     

    RUTGERS95

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    It might surprise you that everyone doesn’t hang out in the porn world all of the time.
    neither do I but if someone can pick out 'wifey' they can pick this one out.

    I just found it funny is all, didn't realize there were so many sensitive people here. Simple, laugh and move on but damn, talk about panties in a wad
     

    lash

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    neither do I but if someone can pick out 'wifey' they can pick this one out.

    I just found it funny is all, didn't realize there were so many sensitive people here. Simple, laugh and move on but damn, talk about panties in a wad
    Not so much. I also find it funny but thought that I’d point out that perhaps not everyone spends their time in the tranny sections of the computer world. Since you said that most everyone on the planet does so.
     

    BoltRunner

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    Not so much. I also find it funny but thought that I’d point out that perhaps not everyone spends their time in the tranny sections of the computer world. Since you said that most everyone on the planet does so.
    So your saying you don't know the first & last names of all the tranny porn stars like everyone else on the planet...?

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