Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. I would rather see Hillary's vajajay.........
This is not the camel toe we're looking for....
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I bet he plays that song “I’m on a boat” every time he gets on that thing.
She ain't gonna get any deader.Damn son too soon...
How?
A little boy always wondering why he's different. Then he's sitting in the stands watch badass athletes, and sees a grown woman athlete with his same condition, playing in a big stadium. Looks to me that little boy probably got some very positive feelings from that woman.
Overcoming adversity is what the U.S.A. is all about.
Well, he certainly should... I mean, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro, right?
Nevermind, I thought this was another thread Socially Unacceptable Humor
WTF, what's fucked up as you put it, is someone NOT thinking that its motivational! A little boy with a disability meets a sports person with the same disability as him, what's wrong with that! Very motivational, it made him happy to realise he wasn't the only person with only one hand.
"Boy born without a hand meets a soccer player just like him"
What do you mean by that?
Why did I think that?
Take a look at the meme above my post?
Yeah people are cruel and make fun of kids all the time here and it pisses me off.
Take a look at Socially Unacceptable Humor and you'll understand where I'm coming from so fuck you for talking shit about me after you read my post.
Why not be a nice person and don't tell people to "fuck off" or "fuck you"?
The real story. I was moving some pallets. As I was moving one the board broke and the corner of the pallet landed square on that toe. Well that was about two minutes before my hay delivery arrived. It hurt like a SOB but 30 something rolls of hay needed offloaded, stacked and arranged. Roughly an hour and a half later the adrenaline wore off and I was not really looking forward to running a hot needle through the nail. Especially since I could feel every heartbeat in my toe.
A couple days later it popped on it's own. That was pretty epic. It volcanoed a spew of blood and fluid. It was a welcome relief.
You don’t have to use a hot needle to relieve a subungual hematoma. Simply take a sharp pocket knife and gently rotate it point down, back and forth between your finger tips. It’s own weight will gradually drill the nail painlessly. When it starts leaking lift and places a few mm away and drill again. Often prevents total loss if done right away. (The bails will wait).
That’s what happens when you wear sandles to do the work of a man
No, no, not, nay, never… hildabeast’s vajayjay would cause instant cataracts…
Fuck the hot needle, find the smallest drill bit you have , put it between your thumb, and another finger, and rotate it on the nail until the blood flows, doesn't take long, doesn't hurt.........
She needs to shave her chastity belt
A little hair never stopped me…….
I usually spin a small drill bit with my fingers. My dad is a contractor, he must’ve been beered up one night after smashing his thumb when I was a little kid. Tried to drill it with his makita. Right through his thumb and into the kitchen table. My mom was pissed. Ever since then he pushes his thumb into the drill. I’ll stick to spinning it with my fingers.
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I keep a pin vise hand drill set around for just such blood letting “festivities” and other uses. Has .5mm to 2mm bits. In a pinch a paper clip heated up to red hot works too but go to deep and it will get your attention quick! Fun fact, I have driven a 1/2” drill bit through my hand as well and have a cool X marks the spot scar. That got my attention too! Didn’t hurt a bit (at first) and I didn’t know I was got until I “tried” to pull my hand away and couldn’t. No it wasn’t turning thank goodness!
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