Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Man should stand or fall by his own words.
I hope there aren't any double talking politico types on the Hide.
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Fuck off

 

[GBMaryland]

The real question I have is what are you do for a rifle that takes 4500 psi. Do you buy a tank of compressed CO2?

 

[Jscb1b]

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BREAKING NEWS:
U.S. Army, 82nd Airborne Division has issued orders today to Sergeant Major S. Claus, recalling him to active duty, on 24 Dec 2021.
Sergeant Major S. Claus, known to use the alias “Saint Nicholas”, “Kris Kringle”, “Father Christmas”, or simply “Santa”, is a reserve Parachutist with 1,743 years of service and well over a Billion Jumps.

He specializes as a tactical operator of the next generation DEC-25B, Cargo Airborne Delivery (CAnDY) Carrier.

The DEC-25B is contractor-modified and fully equipped with Cargo Antlered Navigation Equipment Sensors (CANES).

It has also been retrofitted with eight high-powered, air-cooled Rangifer Tarandus carrot-fed generators.

As a single seat cargo delivery platform, it is capable of vertical delivery of high-value items, take-off and landing without pilot controlled lighting (PCL).

These unique specifications, coupled with the additional Public Affairs skill sets possessed by SGM Claus, classify the entire deployable package as a low-density, high-demand (LD/HD) asset.

Also recalled, were Pvt1 Dasher and Dancer, Pvt E-2 Prancer and Vixen, Pvt1 Comet and Cupid, PFC3. Donner, and Construction man Blitzen (recently selected for Corporal)

Specialist E-4 Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete his physical , which he has failed three times due to a medical condition related to his nose.

Although the above Personnel
are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available.

As a Special Airborne Operations Unit-SAO, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards.

Per diem has been modified to include large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies.

Government travel card use has been authorized.

Can Do Sergeant Major

Rudolph only has problems with his nose because of the wait for it
























Hookers and cocaine!

 

[seanh]

Duh... Why do you think Rudolph was the favorite

 

[Porksboy]

 

[VA-Varminter]

I'm guessing the neighbors have stolen his bucks in the past.

 

[SpookM14]

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Oh fuck! I've got the Rona!!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[seanh]

The real question I have is what are you do for a rifle that takes 4500 psi. Do you buy a tank of compressed CO2?

Just buy a compressor that goes to that pressure.

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[powdahound76]

Wrong. Her mom should have taught her.

Not all daughters have suitable mothers.

I know a little girl like that.

 

[akmike47]

Not all daughters have suitable mothers.

I know a little girl like that.

That's why you transitioned.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

View attachment 7764990
BREAKING NEWS:
U.S. Army, 82nd Airborne Division has issued orders today to Sergeant Major S. Claus, recalling him to active duty, on 24 Dec 2021.
Sergeant Major S. Claus, known to use the alias “Saint Nicholas”, “Kris Kringle”, “Father Christmas”, or simply “Santa”, is a reserve Parachutist with 1,743 years of service and well over a Billion Jumps.

He specializes as a tactical operator of the next generation DEC-25B, Cargo Airborne Delivery (CAnDY) Carrier.

The DEC-25B is contractor-modified and fully equipped with Cargo Antlered Navigation Equipment Sensors (CANES).

It has also been retrofitted with eight high-powered, air-cooled Rangifer Tarandus carrot-fed generators.

As a single seat cargo delivery platform, it is capable of vertical delivery of high-value items, take-off and landing without pilot controlled lighting (PCL).

These unique specifications, coupled with the additional Public Affairs skill sets possessed by SGM Claus, classify the entire deployable package as a low-density, high-demand (LD/HD) asset.

Also recalled, were Pvt1 Dasher and Dancer, Pvt E-2 Prancer and Vixen, Pvt1 Comet and Cupid, PFC3. Donner, and Construction man Blitzen (recently selected for Corporal)

Specialist E-4 Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete his physical , which he has failed three times due to a medical condition related to his nose.

Although the above Personnel
are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available.

As a Special Airborne Operations Unit-SAO, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards.

Per diem has been modified to include large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies.

Government travel card use has been authorized.

Can Do Sergeant Major

 

[Hawkwood]

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MILS or MOA ?

 

[dustingaunder]

The real question I have is what are you do for a rifle that takes 4500 psi. Do you buy a tank of compressed CO2?

Amazon link

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Hawkwood]

Coming up on the first anniversary of losing both my brother and sister. Not to Rona… just life choices. But it’s gotten me thinking of life and those people in it that matter. I came across this recently and believe it applies to my family, friends and most of you folks here on the ‘hide:

 

[PatMiles]

The real question I have is what are you do for a rifle that takes 4500 psi. Do you buy a tank of compressed CO2?

AIR VENTURI 66CF CARBON FIBER PCP CHARGING STATION

Charge your PCP Airgun many times using this 66CF air charging system.

airtanksplus.com

Most dive shops have compressors that will charge these tanks for a small fee or you can buy your own compressor.

 

[Loner]

I'm guessing the neighbors have stolen his bucks in the past.

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Must be under quarantine...

 

[Maxduty]

I'm guessing the neighbors have stolen his bucks in the past.

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Bastard probably snuck in the back and was going to rub that Christmas tree. Explains dripping him in the living room.

 

[akmike47]

Number one in posts. Who’s the biggest loser now douchers? I keep getting top 2 lately, not sure I should be proud of that.

I’d like to thank my insomnia and lack of things to do lately, hi mom. I’d like to thank @Dirty D for whatever it is he does that we rightfully don’t appreciate, and Frank for making this possible.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

That’s not a bad idea.

I shit in a (real)castle multiple times, it felt fancy. Even rubbed one out in the shower just to see how royalty felt, its good to be King.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

Breakfast in bed, but your beds a couch...

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

I feel like the Rambo shotgun shell in a capped pipe with a screw toe poppers that you sink in the ground would do more damage lol

 

[azsteve]

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The scorched earth approach for crabs.

 

[SingleSeat]

Aaaaand we're off!

 

[powdahound76]

This is awesome!!!

My 9 year old (girl for those who dont know) learned this about 3.5 yrs ago from my older cousin.

She has used it often, though she usually holds them, to make sure she has pressure for a great noise display.

 

[Steel head]

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

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No pink!!!!!

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Tater Salad]

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This video is taking forever to download.

 

[PatMiles]

This video is taking forever to download.

Keep waiting...it's worth it!