Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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LOL, last year there were 2 Phoenix PD cruisers parked right by a road that dead ended into the desert, I was on my 4 stroke XR650L and ripped right in front of them while flashing my best shit eating grin. I saw brake lights as they put their cars into gear then as soon as my wheels hit dirt off the pavement they never bothered to move.
Thumper style
@lowlight actually requires me to put those on before I post here due to truth in advertising laws.For that guy on here who is crazy about red shoes......
I just sent that to an ex GF who was on scene coordinator for the tankers when she was an NPS ranger, odds are good she has ridden in that bird.
You really think we believe any ex of yours could fly on anything smaller than a C17?
She’s damn sure shaped like one.
The dank meme game is strong this morning here in the Bear Pit Shit Show!
Reminds me of that X-Files episode 'Home'
‘X-Files’ Writers Recall the Show’s Most Disturbing Episode (Published 2015)
Glen Morgan and James Wong discuss their 1996 “X-Files” episode “Home.”
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Mario Cuomo has really let himself go.
Well she’s your mom so you tell me?
I'll go with what is Taboo?
Edward G Robinson in his jammies??
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I had a date scheduled tonight, we had texted several times and had a lengthy phone conversation and things were going well until I sent her a text warning her about my dark sense of humor and a meme that I find hilarious. She immediately texted me back and broke off the date and wished me luck.
I think @sirhrmechanic originally posted this one.
I think @sirhrmechanic originally posted this one.
Do we get a special badge, maybe a cookie or something?
Flipper jokes just never get old.
I could have been worse. She could have gone out with you and you would have wasted lots of money
@Dirty D
Been one a few dates and talked a lot with a gal I like.
Sent her this today.
Immediate laughter.
Been one a few dates and talked a lot with a gal I like.
Sent her this today.
Immediate laughter.
She probably didn’t do anal, wear heels or make 130000$ as a nusre sonyou are good
Pretty sure I dated/banged/whatever this chick for most of 2018
Or she could have been the one on the right.
Pretty sure I dated/banged/whatever this chick for most of 2018
I think you dropped these, sir.
I have my doubts that she swallows. Just a hunch.
